Sam Allardyce: Mentally Unstable

[EastStandBlue]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/sep/17/blackburn-sam-allardyce-inter-real

""I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid," Allardyce said. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same."

 

[Rob Noxious]

He is simply bovine.

 

[Pubey]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/sep/17/blackburn-sam-allardyce-inter-real

""I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid," Allardyce said. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same."

I used to be convinced his twitter was a fake, now I'm not so sure!

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

 

[Napster]

I used to be convinced his twitter was a fake, now I'm not so sure!

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

I met him a few years back in Spain, with Barry Harris, whilst we were visiting Xavia Shrimper. He can drink a lot. He's also much bigger than life...Lovely guy.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I met him a few years back in Spain, with Barry Harris, whilst we were visiting Xavia Shrimper. He can drink a lot. He's also much bigger than life...Lovely guy.

Name dropper.

 

[Napster]

Name dropper.

it's true. i even managed to go five minutes without barry speaking,.

 

[Bluesmanager]

A team talk from Sam Allardyce when managing Real Madrid:

"Alrigh' Ronnie, I wan' you t' 'oof i' up' top ter th' stri'ers fer 'em ter score."

Can you imagine him being interviewed? "Sorry mate, Ah don' speak forgeiner."

(To which the interviewer will reply "ahh, it is alright mister Allah-dice, we do not speak what we believe you call... Northern?")

 

[EastStandBlue]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/sep/23/premier-league-plonkership

I'm fairly certain it'd be the only trophy Arsenal could claim in any given season...