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Did you get an e-mail from the club about Haarts saying that if you put your house up for sale with them they will give you a 10% discount on your Season ticket?
So if you want to save a massive £38 quite simply:
1) Contact Haart put your house up for sale
2) claim your 10% discount on your Season Ticket
3) Sorry Haart decided not to sell my house after all.
A little bit more tricky if you live at home, as you also have to:
1) convince parents to go out while Haarts come round
2) Try and get Haarts to sell the house when you don't own it.
3) Hope parents don't notice/conceal For Sale Board.
4) Hide all local papers with the property page in till taken off market.
Only joking we don't want to aliente one of our sponsers do we?
P.S. I forgot we've all renewed our season tickets already haven't we.
So if you want to save a massive £38 quite simply:
1) Contact Haart put your house up for sale
2) claim your 10% discount on your Season Ticket
3) Sorry Haart decided not to sell my house after all.
A little bit more tricky if you live at home, as you also have to:
1) convince parents to go out while Haarts come round
2) Try and get Haarts to sell the house when you don't own it.
3) Hope parents don't notice/conceal For Sale Board.
4) Hide all local papers with the property page in till taken off market.
Only joking we don't want to aliente one of our sponsers do we?
P.S. I forgot we've all renewed our season tickets already haven't we.