windybottom
Youth Team
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2003
- Messages
- 235
> To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine:
> Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
> Children playing - in filth and grime,
> With cars on fire - and trainers under tree
> Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,
> It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
> Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
> Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
> Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
> Christmas time, píssups all the time
> Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
> Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
> It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer
> Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
> Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
> Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
> God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS
> Christmas time - time to joy-ride
> Then go and visit - family inside
> With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
> This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough
> So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
> You may just know why - the streets look so shítty
> So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
> But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels
> Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
> Children playing - in filth and grime,
> With cars on fire - and trainers under tree
> Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,
> It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
> Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
> Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
> Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
> Christmas time, píssups all the time
> Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
> Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
> It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer
> Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
> Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
> Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
> God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS
> Christmas time - time to joy-ride
> Then go and visit - family inside
> With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
> This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough
> So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
> You may just know why - the streets look so shítty
> So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
> But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels