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windybottom

Youth Team
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> To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine:

> Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,

> Children playing - in filth and grime,

> With cars on fire - and trainers under tree

> Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

> It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,

> Knock-off gear - worra great feelin

> Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,

> Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

> Christmas time, píssups all the time

> Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine

> Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear

> It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer

> Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella

> Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella

> Christmas is sound - Christmas is best

> God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

> Christmas time - time to joy-ride

> Then go and visit - family inside

> With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff

> This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

> So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city

> You may just know why - the streets look so shítty

> So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals

> But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels
 
I like it WB!
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