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windybottom

Youth Team
Joined
Nov 11, 2003
Messages
235
A family of England supporters head out one Saturday to steal their
Christmas shopping.
While in JJB Sports, the son picks up a Scotland football shirt and says
to
his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and I
want
this strip for my Christmas!"
The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him
round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."
Off goes the unusually intelligent little lad, with
Scotland shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum."
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and
I want this strip for my Christmas."
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him
round the head and says, "Go talk to your father." Off
goes this little pearl amongst low life swine, with Scotland shirt in
hand
and finds his father.

"Dad."
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Scotland supporter and
I want this strip for my Christmas." The father is outraged at this,
promptly whacks his son round the
head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later, they are all back in the stolen car heading
home.
The father turns to the son and says,
"Son, I hope you have learned something today?"
The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father,
I have'.
Father says,"Good son, what is it?"

The son replies "I've only been a Scotland supporter
for an hour and I already hate you English bas****!!"
 
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