Should Czech midgets be half price in a brothel?

[DTS]

Benny Boy has just come back from Prague on his mates stag do. He landed Sunday and was meant to be back in Monday but due to the fact that he is a big girl he has not been back into work until today.

As usual the big man and I went for lunch and swapped stories. His of his mates smashing hoares and mine of the latest news in the buy to let world.

Anyway Ben was saying him and his mates went into a brothel in prague for a "drink". Whilst they were in there there was a midget in the brothel offering her services. However Ben revelaed that she was up to 50% cheaper than he taller counterparts.

Is this right I ask you? As far as I can see the basics are still the same - eg the brass has the same parts so she should charge the same.

Yet on the other hand I can see her base operating costs are less in effect - EG less money spent on food / can buy childrens clothes etc etc)

So I ask should Czech Midgets Hoares be able to charge the same as there larger bodied counterparts.

And before you ask Ben didnt smash a brass....:stunned:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Erm, yes?

There was a midget lapdancer at a club I went to and she was charging the standard rate (or so my mate said.....I hasten to add!).

 

[Pubey]

when i went to prague we were enticed into a brothel on the promise of seeing a monkey shagging a midget.

it was a lie though.. unfortunately (for me... but fortunately for the monkey and midget)

 

[EastStandBlue]

Surely she should be charging double purely for the novelty value?

 

[C C Csiders]

when i went to prague we were enticed into a brothel on the promise of seeing a monkey shagging a midget.

F***ing Kevin Maher and Dennis Wise get everywhere, don't they?

 

[Napster]

F***ing Kevin Maher and Dennis Wise get everywhere, don't they?

I think the words are in the wrong order there..

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I believe in performance related pay. So, how did Benny Boy's 'friend' rate her?

 

[Clarky_Blues]

Sounds like the place we went to in Prague. Could not believe my eyes when a live sex show took place with 2 dwarfs and a sex toy on the end of a black and decker drill!

 

[Napster]

a sex toy on the end of a black and decker drill!

better than a black and decker drill on the end of a sex toy.

 

[Pubey]

better than a black and decker drill on the end of a sex toy.

depends if your name is Pinocchio