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Rob Noxious

Retro Supremo⭐
Oct 23, 2008
My fellow Shrimpers ... please forgive me for not keeping you in touch with developments out west as much as I used to. Ever since my radio show has taken off - I think we now have 29 listeners if I include people's pets - I've not been able to devote as much time to you as I would like. However, I'd like to address this by posting up the news that is news relating to me and our beloved team via this thread.

OK, thanks for bearing with me and here goes ... well, it's been a funny old week out here in ShrimperoZone. The wonderful news about Freddy's return has almost been eclipsed by another startling development in the football world. Believe it or not, on the same night as Freddy returns to the Hall this Friday, I am making my comeback in the Helston Classico - that's the Arthritico Falmouth 6-a-side match at The Stadium Of Fright, just behind Helston school if you're out west Cornwall way between 6-7pm tomorrow. I am delighted to be tempted out of retirement to don my 'Roly Poly Goalie' gloves once again, nearly six months after my triumphant farewell to the game that has been so good to me.

I'll let you know how it goes if you like. Please give our Fred a big shout for me tomorrow if you can. Speak soon. x