ShrimperZone Annual Awards 2009

[Cricko]

Prompted by Firestorm.

ShrimperZone Annual Awards.

Your chance to decide who has made a contribution to the Zone this year.

Please copy and paste your votes/answers and remember this is only a bit of fun.


Categories:-

Zoner of the Year.

Best Signature.

Thread of the year.

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar.

Most deluded Zoner.

Funniest Zoner.

Zoner most knowledgeable about football.

Laziest Moderator.

Best fans to visit the Hall.

Worst fans to visit the Hall.

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year.

Most likeable Zoner.

Best overseas Zoner

Best newcomer.

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life.

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life.
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[EastStandBlue]

Zoner of the Year.
Tarquin

Best Signature.

Thread of the year.
The one about Coronation Chicken. Coronation Chicken is awesome.

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar.
Can only be Osy.

Most deluded Zoner.
cockles.

Funniest Zoner.
Tar. Quin.

Zoner most knowledgeable about football.
Yorkshire Blue

Laziest Moderator.
Spiff. Only because I rarely see him post

Best fans to visit the Hall.
Southampton

Worst fans to visit the Hall.
That Inbred bunch.

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year.
OBL

Most likeable Zoner.
Hard to be likeable over the Internet...

Best overseas Zoner
Libertine

Best newcomer.
Not many newcomers who regularly post...

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life.
Pubey

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life.
Osy... I couldn't bear the philosophical nonsense.

 

[GBJ]

Zoner of the Year. TBD

Best Signature. DtS' scannell + pukka pies

Thread of the year. 'awkward facebook likes'

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar. osy :)

Most deluded Zoner. All those who rate Freedman

Funniest Zoner. Tarquin

Zoner most knowledgeable about football. YB or Canvey

Laziest Moderator. all of you.

Best fans to visit the Hall. Southend fans. Obviously?

Worst fans to visit the Hall. Orient. made no atmosphere what so ever

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year. OBL?

Most likeable Zoner. Swiss Tony

Best overseas Zoner. Berrichonne

Best newcomer. TBD

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life. MC or Rusty

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life. OBL ;) :whistling:

 

[Napster]

Zoner of the Year. Tarquin

Best Signature.

Thread of the year.

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar. OBL's French

Most deluded Zoner. Yorkshire Blue

Funniest Zoner. Ozy

Zoner most knowledgeable about football. Southend Neil

Laziest Moderator. Kenneth

Best fans to visit the Hall. None of them

Worst fans to visit the Hall. All of them

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year. Martin C

Most likeable Zoner. Rusty

Best overseas Zoner

Best newcomer. OBL

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life. Stan Collymore

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life. Alison Moyet

 

[Firestorm]

Zoner of the Year.
Any one of the owners for keeping it going

Best Signature.
Sigs disabled - can't comment

Thread of the year.

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar.

Too many to mention , other than Osy of course

Most deluded Zoner.


Funniest Zoner.
Tarq

Zoner most knowledgeable about football.
Yorkshire

Laziest Moderator.
ACU , hardly ever seen at RH or in the spread :)

Best fans to visit the Hall.


Worst fans to visit the Hall.
Millwall

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year.
OBL

Most likeable Zoner.
Canvey

Best overseas Zoner
Tone (Berrichone)

Best newcomer.

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life.
Mad Cyril

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life.
Cockles' cos J told me he thinks I'm a **** and as I am a small ****it might hurt....

 

[Hotman]

Zoner of the Year.
old blue lady, it's all been about her

Best Signature.
Rusty normally has good ones

Thread of the year.
Trueblue's sex toy one

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar.
osymandus

Most deluded Zoner.
too many to list

Funniest Zoner.
Mad Cyril

Zoner most knowledgeable about football.
Yorkshire Blue

Laziest Moderator.
Cricko, always bows to peer pressure

Best fans to visit the Hall.
none

Worst fans to visit the Hall.
East stand, south upper, south lower, north

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year.
old blue lady

Most likeable Zoner.
Tarquin

Best overseas Zoner
berrichone shrimper

Best newcomer.
roxy . Also southend4ever, although registered ages ago has been a breath of fresh air

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life.
Aberdeen Shrimper

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life.
ricey, he might try to bum me

 

[GBJ]

Worst fans to visit the Hall.
East stand, south upper, south lower, north

:D :D :D

That made me crease up

 

[Slipperduke]

Zoner of the Year - Old Blue Lady, the cement that holds SZ together

Best Signature - Nothing will ever beat The Flying Scotsman's boobs

Thread of the year - Afghanistan - Should We Be There?

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar - Me. I have absolutely no excuse to fall back on for my failings.

Most deluded Zoner - People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Funniest Zoner - Tarquin

Zoner most knowledgeable about football - Torn between Canvey and Century United

Laziest Moderator - No idea.

Best fans to visit the Hall - Haven't been there for so long, I wouldn't know.

Worst fans to visit the Hall - Me.

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year - Tarquin

Most likeable Zoner - It's impossible not to love Ricey

Best overseas Zoner - Smudger, a very funny and very astute poster

Best newcomer - No idea

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life - Rusty Shackleford. There's a whole evening of putting the world to rights just waiting to happen

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life - I'm sure you're all perfectly lovely

 

[chapperzUK]

Zoner of the Year : ESB

Best Signature : DtS' scannell + pukka pies

Thread of the year : 'awkward facebook likes'

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar : osy

Most deluded Zoner : Me? ;) OBL, we know how good Macca really is.

Funniest Zoner : Tarquin

Zoner most knowledgeable about football : YB or Canvey

Laziest Moderator : None, your all great ;) ;)

Best fans to visit the Hall : None

Worst fans to visit the Hall : Orient

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year : Slipperduke for his column :clap:

Most likeable Zoner : MK Shrimper

Best overseas Zoner : TBD

Best newcomer : TBD

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life : MK Shrimper

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life : Fredheim Holm :)

 

[chapperzUK]

Will we have "ShrimperZone Decade Awards 2000-09"? :)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life.
Aberdeen Shrimper

So you can give him a clue about his flag? ;)

 

[Hotman]

Can i change my thread of the year to http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=50584&highlight=omegle

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Zoner of the Year - Mad Cyril or Nzamba Legend, I can't split them.

Best Signature - DtS' Scannell one. Best avatar would be NZamba legend's

Thread of the year - OBL's announcement that she was marrying True Blue.

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar - Napster

Most deluded Zoner - ldnfatso for driving away Mark Gower and still not being repentant (should this award not be named after fasto?)

Funniest Zoner - Mad Cyril or Nzamba Legend, I can't split them.

Zoner most knowledgeable about football - Rusty for his continuing man-love of Mark Bentley

Laziest Moderator - Cricko

Worst fans to visit the Hall - Southend. Bunch of moaning *****.

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year - Tarquin

Most likeable Zoner - Stan Collymore

Best overseas Zoner - Smudger

Best newcomer - Tarquin (although I suspect I may have voted for him for this award last year as well)

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life - Mad Cyril or Nzamba Legend.

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life - Spartan

 

[Calvin Candie]

Thread of the year.
Trueblue's sex toy one

Do you have a link ???

 

[Swiss Tony]

Zoner of the year - Cricko.
Best signature - Trueblue.
Thread of the year - loads.
Shrimperzone award for criminal spelling and grammar - i'm not qualified to vote.
Most deluded zoner - Spartan,poor chap.
Zoner most knowledgeable about football - Dave the shrimper.
Laziest moderator - they all do a fine job.
Best fans at the Hall - Southampton.
Worst fans at the Hall - Millwall,awful people.
Off topic zoner of the year - don't know.
Most likeable zoner - meet some really nice people because of the zone.
Best overseas zoner - Libertine.
Best newcomer - Dick Bate protege - What a guy,feels like i've known him years.
Zoner you would most like to meet - It's got to be Rusty.

 

[Cricko]

Zoner of the Year : Rusty

Best Signature : All that Ayrshire Blue has created

Thread of the year : Most by DTS

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar : osymandeusssahah

Most deluded Zoner : Yorkshire Blue

Funniest Zoner : Tarquin

Zoner most knowledgeable about football : Canvey

Laziest Moderator : MTS ;)

Best fans to visit the Hall : Norwich

Worst fans to visit the Hall : The Scum

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year : OBL

Most likeable Zoner : Me

Best overseas Zoner : Smudger

Best newcomer : Ldnfasto the new Spurs fan we have onboard

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life : Mad Cyril

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life : Uxbridge he is one mean MF

 

[Swiss Tony]

I forgot one,funniest zoner,not only is he the funniest on the zone,but also the world,Tarquin.

 

[Hotman]

Do you have a link ???

tried a search but couldnt find it, something like "supporting the zone"

These two threads also deserve a mention

duncan bulgaria about smelly beaver ocd http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=51822

TrueBlue on facebook http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=51930

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Zoner of the Year Aberdeen shrimper.

Best Signature.Aberdeen shrimper

Thread of the year.Any one of the thousands started by Aberdeen shrimper

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar.I cant not spell and my grammer is terrible but there is only one that abuses the right to be dyslexic and thats the man molehill that is OSY

Most deluded Zoner.Ozzy,ben gemil is a murderer,end of.

Funniest Zoner.lots of zoners try and make their every post a funny one but the one that tickles me is cockles

Zoner most knowledgeable about football.I never read his posts because they are way above me but as a football journo id go for slipper

Laziest Moderator. Has to be MK, as a secret mod he does next to nothing.

Best fans to visit the gaston petit. metz

Worst fans to visit the gaston petit. none all are welcome

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year. OBL or MK

Most likeable Zoner.Aberdeen shrimper

Best overseas Zoner BARMA BLUE

Best newcomer. Any newcomer is welcome

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life. cccsiders

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life.Im sure he/she is lovely but i think time spent with osy would be hard.
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[OldBlueLady]

Zoner of the Year - Cricko, he's there through thick and thin in the very heart of everything, working tirelessly for SZFC, TBV and of course, the Zone itself

Best Signature - The one Ayrshire Blue made for RickySUFC, which I'd have gladly had! There's been some great stuff around on the graphics front though

Thread of the year - Really struggled with this one, I've loved Shrimpero's "In a Broken Dream", and thought "The Writer's Bureau" was a fantastic joining in thread for loads of us. GBJ's "This is how bored I am" was VERY funny, but I think I have to go for Slip's "ShrimperZone Novella" - which incidentally, I found on checking back was supposed to be 15 episodes.........and we're still stuck on no. 8!!!

ShrimperZone award for criminal spelling and grammar - Osymandus

Most deluded Zoner - either Manor for thinking Ian Joyce is God or Dan/Dave for still going on about Michael Ricketts

Funniest Zoner - Tarquin

Zoner most knowledgeable about football - Yorkie Blue (except on the subject of Macca, obviously!)

Laziest Moderator - MtS (anyone would think he had other things to do!)

Best fans to visit the Hall - Leeds, sorry, I have absolutely no problem with them, they always behave and always participate and show appreciation of whatever's going on at half time (which this year happened to be the kids from my school doing the penalty shoot out!)

Worst fans to visit the Hall - Millwall, please don't let any of our current players go there

'Off Topic' Zoner of the year - Blueblood (you know why!)

Most likeable Zoner - the now sadly infrequent poster that is Irish Shrimper

Best overseas Zoner - Libertine jointly with Rusty

Best newcomer - fellow PHB member Roxy

Zoner you would most like to meet in real life - that I haven't already? Tough, I think it'd be quite interesting to meet Wiggy in a lot of ways! Would like Glasgow Rich to come to more matches, I know how he enjoys my company at them!

Zoner you would least like to meet in real life - don't know, having met one of my nemesises this year in Pubey, I can't honestly say there's anyone I wouldn't want to meet.