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Benfleet A1

Hector Of The House
Jan 19, 2007
Slade Prison
Just a bit of fun, it's election time and Shrimperzone has evolved into a national and global beast. The decision has been taken to field a candidate to fight every seat in the country and the opinion polls suggest a landslide for us. We have no elected leader but in anticipation that we will be in power, who amongst us will be taking the top jobs. So who do we want for the following.

Home Secretary
Foreign Secretary
Defence Secretary
Work & Pensions Secretary
Health Secretary

Nominations are for these jobs, not Leader of the party and thus Prime Minister in waiting although suggestions can be made if you must. Also you are allowed one suggestion for a new department.

Mine are as follows -

Chancellor - Neil F, for his amazing grasp of economics
Home Secretary - Rusty Shackleford, firm but fair
Foreign Secretary - Berricone Shrimper because he lives in France
Defence Secretary - Mad Cyril, he takes no ****
Work & Pensions Secretary - Yorkshire Blue, sensible and clever old stick
Health Secretary - Pubey, he knows about such things

My new department suggestion would be the Ministry for Chief Cook & Bottle Washer incorporating Tea Trolly Boy ably headed up by BarnaBlue.