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Smelly beaver OCD

duncan bulgaria

Now Phats what I Small music⭐
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At a wedding last night and chatting with the lads and one in perticular is a ugly ****er but as a youngster he used to nick decent birds , albeit he used to get them when they were young , i'e we were 19 and he'd always go for the 17 year old innocent girls and get his wicked way after a few bottles of thunderbirds or 20/20 .

Anyway since then he has settled down , got himself a nice bird , mental, but a nice bird and last night the beer was flowing and she mentioned that since day dot every time he has been near her snatch he has always made sure she wipes it with a baby wipe before going down on her .

It has caused untold rows between them as she is now insercure that her beaver smells , he on the other hand reckons he has done it with every girl he has ever had , (to his credit as a kid he always had a packet of baby wipes next on his bedroom side !!) and that she is just being paranoid.

He is also adament that he is not weird and is just being clean and that he thought it was kind of the norm , obviously all the other lads told him that its not the norm , well not for us anyway , for me he is the only person i know who has Smelly Beaver OCD.


So chaps is there anyone else out there with the same OCD as my pal Ging ??. Or maybe an even better Sexual realted OCD ??
 
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