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Sep 25, 2008
Rather than just banging out "We Hate Orient" all evening, lets get behind our players for the whole night... We havent got any songs for some of our players... There must be loads of footy songs we can jiggle about + b'stardise them into becoming a song for a Southend player ( similar to the Gavin Tomlin / Luis Suarez song....great job whoever started that one )

How about YOU'LL NEVER BEAT CHRIS BARKER! ( to the tune of You'll never beat Des Walker) ... as he takes out man + ball to put that limpwristed maggot Lee Cook on his arrse

OH,KEVAN HUUUURST,KEVAN KEVAN KEVAN HUUUUURST... (to the tune of Oh Marky Rawle ...).... top assister in the whole country deserves his own song!

and of course ANTHONY STRAKER'S AN INTERNATIONAL! ( to the Derek Spence/Pat Scully anthem) ....needs a confidence booster!

come on -- ideas please .... lets get something going here + blast them out tonight , from Shrimperzone idea to Roots Hall Roar !!!!!!