Songs from Col U board

[col u]

Thought some are funny, you could use some v Gillingham!

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round...
 
We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits...

in the same tune as "where's your caravan?"

"you're all single mums, you're all single mums!"

one man went to war went to war with southend one man and his baseball bat went to war with southend two men went to war went to war with southend two men one man and there baseball bat went to war with southend three men went to war ----------------------------------


Eastwood is a pikey
he lives on a pikey site
he only plays for southend
because he's f*ck*ng sh*te

"do the pikey,do the pikey scum,do the pikey SCUM"

 
You ae from southend from dirty southend
you're only happy on giro day
you're mum's a stealing
you're dad's drug dealing
so please don't take our hubcaps away

nah nah nah nah

ooooh

SAY WE R TOP THE LEAGUE !!!

One team in Essex - Col******r United F.C


We've Got Phil Parkinson!! who needs Mourinho??

u only beamed back for the colu

 

"You had kids, through your exams..."

"You're the pikeys of the league"

"Will you sell your pegs outside?"

"You'll never tarmac my driveway"

"You were conceived in a Ford Escort"

The classic:
"Seasiders w*** w*** w***"
__
We hate Saafend and we hate Saafend,
We hate Saafend and we hate Saafend,
We hate Saafend and we hate Saafend,
We are the Saafend haters!
(We hate pikeys)

 

[col u]

The above was cut & pasted from a Col U site.
I Love you guys

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (col u @ Feb. 09 2006,20:53)]The above was cut & pasted from a Col U site.
I Love you guys

f%&k OFF

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Feb. 09 2006,21:00)]

Quote[/b] (col u @ Feb. 09 2006,20:53)]The above was cut & pasted from a Col U site.
I Love you guys

f%&k OFF

How about -

"Have we ever played in the Conference? Have we f%&k!
Have we ever played in the Conference? Have we f%&k!
Have we ever played in the Conference, ever played in the Conference, ever played in the Conference? Have we f%&k!"

and

"Have you ever played in the Championship? Have you f%&k!
Have you ever played in the Championship? Have you f%&k!
Have you ever played in the Championship, ever played in the Championship, ever played in the Championship? Have you f%&k!"

 

[HUTTON]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ Feb. 09 2006,21:00)]

Quote[/b] (col u @ Feb. 09 2006,20:53)]The above was cut & pasted from a Col U site.
I Love you guys

f%&k OFF

for the first time on this board i will say exactly the same

COL EWE INBREDS f%&k OFF

 

[Smiffy]

Heres one for you inbred w%&kers....

You'll never beat the southend, you'll never beat the southend....

Nuff said really.

Now, f%&k off.

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (Smiffy @ Feb. 09 2006,22:33)]Heres one for you inbred w%&kers....

You'll never beat the southend, you'll never beat the southend....

Nuff said really.

Now, f%&k off.

get to bed you cretin..

 

[DTS]

Sums up why I hate having so many Col U fans on this blody board.

Half them songs you have knicked anyway - Not originality.

SCUM

 

[Guest]

Usually I don't have a problem with Col Ewe fans posting, but if you're going to be abusive you can f*ck off to your own board.

****.

 

[perth shrimper]

Don't really know what the fuss is about to be honest.

He was only posting humorous songs and didn't write anything spazzy or personal

 

[C C Csiders]

You're old man's a farmer
He wears a farmers hat
He's always shagging sheep
'cos he's a col ewe ****

Just made that up, as you can see:p

 

[hexagon_sun]

Your uncle is your brother, your sister is your mother
You all f%&k one another, the Col Ewe family
Da-da-da-da INBREDS!
Da-da-da-da INBREDS!
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da INBREDS!

 

[Einstein]

Quote[/b] (perth shrimper @ Feb. 10 2006,06:25)]Don't really know what the fuss is about to be honest.

He was only posting humorous songs and didn't write anything spazzy or personal

Have to completely agree with you!

Some of those tunes would be quite good if we change the words to fit us!

 

[J]

at the end of the day.. we know we don't have to make songs regarding Col******r being.. in*****

 

[maldonblue]

How about:

In your Col******r slums, in your Col******r slums
You sh!t on the carpet, you p%&s in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh
In your Col******r slums.......

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Einstein @ Feb. 10 2006,10:07)]

Quote[/b] (perth shrimper @ Feb. 10 2006,06:25)]Don't really know what the fuss is about to be honest.

He was only posting humorous songs and didn't write anything spazzy or personal

Have to completely agree with you!

Some of those tunes would be quite good if we change the words to fit us!

Agreed, no problems from me!

 

[RobM.]

Parkinson goes into a sweet shop.
"I want some jelly babies for my players".
"Sounds like a fair swop!"

 

[Sao Paulo Shrimper]

A song for Col U.

TTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

C C CS GAS!

 

[BrettieAngell]

None of those songs are anywhere near as good as "A Col Ewe fan on a piece of string" or "Layer Road is falling down"

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (BrettieAngell @ Feb. 12 2006,17:16)]None of those songs are anywhere near as good as "A Col Ewe fan on a piece of string" or "Layer Road is falling down"

Indeed. Two classic songs which I am thoroughly looking forward to singing on March 4th