The beard XI (mascot Mark Beard) need a team to play.
Obviously Billy Best had a goalscoring record nearly as legendary as his 'tache, but otherwise I think the pickings may be thin as it seems to be more quantity over quality.
Excluding the late Jimmy Walker's pathetic effort, was Donut the last Southend superstar to sport a furry lip?
In goal Graham Horn appears to have a beauty and edges out the hapless Eric Steele.
Dave Cusack would have been a shoe-in, but is cup-tied having already been selected in the beard XI.
Looking back at old squad photos Peter Abbott and Steve Goodwin's growth on the upper lip can only be described as luxuriant. Any other nominations?
Obviously Billy Best had a goalscoring record nearly as legendary as his 'tache, but otherwise I think the pickings may be thin as it seems to be more quantity over quality.
Excluding the late Jimmy Walker's pathetic effort, was Donut the last Southend superstar to sport a furry lip?
In goal Graham Horn appears to have a beauty and edges out the hapless Eric Steele.
Dave Cusack would have been a shoe-in, but is cup-tied having already been selected in the beard XI.
Looking back at old squad photos Peter Abbott and Steve Goodwin's growth on the upper lip can only be described as luxuriant. Any other nominations?