Southend United squad expressed as pizzas

[blues_r_best]

Southend United as the FHM's 100 sexiest 2007,

# 1 - Darryl Flahavan 'Jessica Alba'
# 2 - Simon Francis 'Keeley Hazell'
# 3 - Che Wilson 'Eva Longoria'
# 4 - Lewis Hunt 'Adriana Lima'
# 5 - Peter Clarke 'Scarlett Johansson'
# 6 - Adam Barrett 'Hayden Panettiere'
# 7 - Mark Gower 'Cheryl Tweedy'
# 8 - Kevin Maher 'Angelina Jolie'
# 9 - Richie Foran 'Emily Scott'
# 10 - Charlie McDonald 'Elisha Cuthbert'
# 13 - Steve Collis 'Evangeline Lilly'
# 14 - Gary Richards 'Christina Aguilera'
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak 'Rachel Stevens'
# 16 - Alan McCormack 'Kelly Brook'
# 17 - Tommy Black 'Sarah Harding'
# 18 - Steve Hammell 'Beyonce Knowles'
# 20 - Matt Harrold 'Cameron Diaz'
# 21 - Gary Hooper 'Jessica Simpson'
# 22 - Franck Moussa 'Nicole Scherzinger'
# 23 - Nicky Bailey 'Gemma Atkinson'
# 24 - Charles Ademano 'Jessica Biel'
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert 'Kate Middleton'
# 28 - Leon Clarke 'Carmen Electra'
# 29 - Eric Whatshisname 'Avril Lavigne'
# 30 - Peggy Lokanko 'Lindsay Lohan'

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Southend United expressed as the tracklist for 'Is There Anybody Out There? The Wall Live 1980 - 81' by Pink Floyd. I think there are a few notable coincidences, but I particularly like the way that the three parts of 'Another Brick in the Wall' line up perfectly with three of the back line with Zoltan in there as 'The Last Few Bricks' - a subliminal Floyd message for Tilly?...

# 1 - Darryl Flahavan - Master of Ceremonies
# 2 - Simon Francis - In the Flesh?
# 3 - Che Wilson - The Thin Ice
# 4 - Lewis Hunt - Another Brick in the Wall (Part I)
# 5 - Peter Clarke - The Happiest Days of Our Lives
# 6 - Adam Barrett - Another Brick in the Wall (Part II)
# 7 - Mark Gower - Mother
# 8 - Kevin Maher - Goodbye Blue Sky
# 9 - Richie Foran - Empty Spaces
# 10 - Charlie McDonald - What Shall We Do Now?
# 11 - ??? - Young Lust
# 12 - ??? - One of My Turns
# 13 - Steve Collis - Don't Leave Me Now
# 14 - Gary Richards - Another Brick in the Wall (Part III)
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak - The Last Few Bricks
# 16 - Alan McCormack - Goodbye Cruel World
# 17 - Tommy Black - Hey You
# 18 - Steve Hammell - Is There Anybody Out There?
# 19 - ??? - Nobody Home
# 20 - Matt Harrold - Vera
# 21 - Gary Hooper - Bring the Boys Back Home
# 22 - Franck Moussa - Comfortably Numb
# 23 - Nicky Bailey - The Show Must Go On
# 24 - Charles Ademeno - MC:Atmos
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert - In the Flesh
# 26 - ??? - Run Like Hell
# 27 - ??? - Waiting for the Worms
# 28 - Leon Clarke - Stop
# 29 - Eric Edhiambo - The Trial
# 30 - Peggy Lokando - Outside the Wall

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Southend United expressed as the tracklist for 'Is There Anybody Out There? The Wall Live 1980 - 81' by Pink Floyd. I think there are a few notable coincidences, but I particularly like the way that the three parts of 'Another Brick in the Wall' line up perfectly with three of the back line with Zoltan in there as 'The Last Few Bricks' - a subliminal Floyd message for Tilly?...

# 1 - Darryl Flahavan - Master of Ceremonies
# 2 - Simon Francis - In the Flesh?
# 3 - Che Wilson - The Thin Ice
# 4 - Lewis Hunt - Another Brick in the Wall (Part I)
# 5 - Peter Clarke - The Happiest Days of Our Lives
# 6 - Adam Barrett - Another Brick in the Wall (Part II)
# 7 - Mark Gower - Mother
# 8 - Kevin Maher - Goodbye Blue Sky
# 9 - Richie Foran - Empty Spaces
# 10 - Charlie McDonald - What Shall We Do Now?
# 11 - ??? - Young Lust
# 12 - ??? - One of My Turns
# 13 - Steve Collis - Don't Leave Me Now
# 14 - Gary Richards - Another Brick in the Wall (Part III)
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak - The Last Few Bricks
# 16 - Alan McCormack - Goodbye Cruel World
# 17 - Tommy Black - Hey You
# 18 - Steve Hammell - Is There Anybody Out There?
# 19 - ??? - Nobody Home
# 20 - Matt Harrold - Vera
# 21 - Gary Hooper - Bring the Boys Back Home
# 22 - Franck Moussa - Comfortably Numb
# 23 - Nicky Bailey - The Show Must Go On
# 24 - Charles Ademeno - MC:Atmos
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert - In the Flesh
# 26 - ??? - Run Like Hell
# 27 - ??? - Waiting for the Worms
# 28 - Leon Clarke - Stop
# 29 - Eric Edhiambo - The Trial
# 30 - Peggy Lokando - Outside the Wall

Wow. Our back 4 obviously needs to be Hunt, Barrett, Richards (the Bricks in the Wall parts 1-3) and Liptak, the last (few) Bricks - or the last piece in the Championship jigshaw. Collis also has a message for Tilly.

Meanwhile, Flavs retires and takes Jeff Allen's old job and there's no future for Lokando. Richie Foran is to spend most of his time in the stands, Che Wilson's defending is just dangerous.

It all makes too much sense, apart from the suggestion that Matt Harrold plays like an old lady.

 

[Napster]

Southend players expressed as most expensive films

Most expensive films (not adjusted for inflation)
Source: IMDB estimates, except where noted in citation.

# 1 - Spider-Man 3 - Darryl Flahavan
# 2 - X-Men: The Last Stand - Simon Francis
# 3 - Superman Returns - Che Wilson
# 4 - King Kong - Lewis Hunt
# 5 - Titanic - Peter Clarke
# 6 - Spider-Man 2 - Adam Barrett
# 7 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - Mark Gower
# 8 - Waterworld Kevin Maher
# 9 - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines- Richie Foran
# 10 - Troy - Charlie McDonald
# 13 - Van Helsing- Steve Collis
# 14 - Sahara - Gary Richards
# 15 - Poseidon - Zoltan Liptak
# 16 - Shrek 3 - Alan McCormack
# 17 - Alexander - Tommy Black
# 18 - Tarzan - Steve Hammell
# 20 - The Matrix Revolutions - Matt Harrold
# 21 - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World - Gary Hooper
# 22 - The Polar Express - Franck Moussa
# 23 - Batman Begins - Nicky Bailey
# 24 - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Charles Ademano
# 25 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Kerrea Gilbert
# 28 - Transformers - Leon Clarke
# 29 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- Eric Whatshisname
# 30 - Flushed Away - Peggy Lokanko

Collis should have been the Bartman, makes more sense

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

# 5 - Titanic - Peter Clarke

:hilarious:

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Southend players expressed as most expensive films

Most expensive films (not adjusted for inflation)
Source: IMDB estimates, except where noted in citation.

# 1 - Spider-Man 3 - Darryl Flahavan
# 2 - X-Men: The Last Stand - Simon Francis
# 3 - Superman Returns - Che Wilson
# 4 - King Kong - Lewis Hunt
# 5 - Titanic - Peter Clarke
# 6 - Spider-Man 2 - Adam Barrett
# 7 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - Mark Gower
# 8 - Waterworld Kevin Maher
# 9 - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines- Richie Foran
# 10 - Troy - Charlie McDonald
# 13 - Van Helsing- Steve Collis
# 14 - Sahara - Gary Richards
# 15 - Poseidon - Zoltan Liptak
# 16 - Shrek 3 - Alan McCormack
# 17 - Alexander - Tommy Black
# 18 - Tarzan - Steve Hammell
# 20 - The Matrix Revolutions - Matt Harrold
# 21 - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World - Gary Hooper
# 22 - The Polar Express - Franck Moussa
# 23 - Batman Begins - Nicky Bailey
# 24 - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Charles Ademano
# 25 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Kerrea Gilbert
# 28 - Transformers - Leon Clarke
# 29 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- Eric Whatshisname
# 30 - Flushed Away - Peggy Lokanko

Collis should have been the Bartman, makes more sense

Some of these are quality!!

Love Gower's, as we really can get one of many things from a Marky Gower performance!!

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

It all makes too much sense, apart from the suggestion that Matt Harrold plays like an old lady.

Makes more sense when you realise that the song 'Vera' is about Vera Lynn who was a redhead. The song also starts:

"Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?"

Which must be a reference to tha fact that Matty was becoming a bit of a fixture in the first team, but seems to have disappeared in recent matches...

 

[Napster]

Top 30 punk tracks chosen by Radio 1 listeners

Most Punk Top 30 Results

Mikey played out the Top 30 on The Lock Up during Most Punk week. Here are the results - where did your favourite come?

1 - Green Day - Basket Case - Darryl Flahavan
# 2 - The Undertones - Teenage Kicks - Simon Francis
# 3 - The Clash - London Calling - Che Wilson (Orient?)
# 4 -The Prodigy - Firestarter - Lewis Hunt
# 5 - Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Peter Clarke
# 6 - Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK - Adam Barrett
# 7 - Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen - Mark Gower
# 8 - Green Day - American Idiot Kevin Maher
# 9 - Alkaline Trio - Private Eye - Richie Foran
# 10 - Green Day - LongView - Charlie McDonald
# 13 - The Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen in Love - Steve Collis
# 14 - At The Drive In - One Armed Scissor - Gary Richards
# 15 - Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American - Zoltan Liptak
# 16 - Stiff Little Fingers - Alternative Ulster - Alan McCormack
# 17 - Rancid - Ruby Soho - Tommy Black
# 18 - Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia - Steve Hammell
# 20 - The Ramones I Wanna Be Sedated - Matt Harrold
# 21 - Refused - New Noise- Gary Hooper (a new contract?)
# 22 - Bad Religion - American Jesus - Franck Moussa
# 23 - NOFX - Stickin In My Eye - Nicky Bailey
# 24 - AFI - Days of The Phoenix - Charles Ademano
# 25 - Capdown - Ska Wars - Kerrea Gilbert
# 28 - The Offspring - Come Out and Play- Leon Clarke
# 29 - Pennywise - Bro Hymn - Eric Whatshisname
# 30 - Fugazi - Waiting Room - Peggy Lokanko

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Top 30 punk tracks chosen by Radio 1 listeners

Most Punk Top 30 Results

Mikey played out the Top 30 on The Lock Up during Most Punk week. Here are the results - where did your favourite come?

1 - Green Day - Basket Case - Darryl Flahavan
# 2 - The Undertones - Teenage Kicks - Simon Francis
# 3 - The Clash - London Calling - Che Wilson (Orient?)
# 4 -The Prodigy - Firestarter - Lewis Hunt
# 5 - Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Peter Clarke
# 6 - Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK - Adam Barrett
# 7 - Sex Pistols - God Save the Queen - Mark Gower
# 8 - Green Day - American Idiot Kevin Maher
# 9 - Alkaline Trio - Private Eye - Richie Foran
# 10 - Green Day - LongView - Charlie McDonald
# 13 - The Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen in Love - Steve Collis
# 14 - At The Drive In - One Armed Scissor - Gary Richards
# 15 - Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American - Zoltan Liptak
# 16 - Stiff Little Fingers - Alternative Ulster - Alan McCormack
# 17 - Rancid - Ruby Soho - Tommy Black
# 18 - Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia - Steve Hammell
# 20 - The Ramones I Wanna Be Sedated - Matt Harrold
# 21 - Refused - New Noise- Gary Hooper (a new contract?)
# 22 - Bad Religion - American Jesus - Franck Moussa
# 23 - NOFX - Stickin In My Eye - Nicky Bailey
# 24 - AFI - Days of The Phoenix - Charles Ademano
# 25 - Capdown - Ska Wars - Kerrea Gilbert
# 28 - The Offspring - Come Out and Play- Leon Clarke
# 29 - Pennywise - Bro Hymn - Eric Whatshisname
# 30 - Fugazi - Waiting Room - Peggy Lokanko

Good work Naps. I think it was Chelsea calling for Che.

Surely Darryl was worthy of bold?

And possibly Irishman McCormack as well.

 

[Southampton Shrimper]

Southend United squad expressed as the Top 30 Elton John tracks (as voted for by listeners to Gold to celebrate Elton's 60th birthday in March 2007):


1 - Darryl Flahavan - Your Song
2 - Simon Francis - Someone Saved My Life Tonight
3 - Che Wilson - Candle in the Wind
4 - Lewis Hunt - Funeral for a Friend / Love Lies Bleeding
5 - Peter Clarke - I'm Still Standing
6 - Adam Barrett - Daniel
7 - Mark Gower - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
8 - Kevin Maher - Sacrifice
9 - Richie Foran - Rocket Man
10 - Charlie McDonald - Tiny Dancer
13 - Steve Collis - Come Down In Time
14 - Gary Richards - Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
15 - Zoltan Liptak - Crocodile Rock
16 - Alan McCormack - Blue Eyes
17 - Tommy Black - Skyline Pigeon
18 - Steve Hammell - Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me
20 - Matt Harrold - Philadelphia Freedom
21 - Gary Hooper - Something About the Way You Look Tonight
22 - Franck Moussa - And The House Fell Down
23 - Nicky Bailey - Passengers
24 - Charles Ademeno - I Want Love
25 - Kerrea Gilbert - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
28 - Leon Clarke - The Greatest Discovery
29 - Eric Odhiambo - Are You ready For Love
30 - Peggy Lokando - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Southend United squad expressed as the Top 30 in BBC 6 Music's "Come Together" experiment, of the most memorable musical rock & pop collaborations since the 1960s.

1 - Darryl Flahavan - Foggy Dew
2 - Simon Francis - Fairytale Of New York
3 - Che Wilson - Under Pressure
4 - Lewis Hunt - Where The Wild Roses Grow
5 - Peter Clarke - Walk This Way
6 - Adam Barrett - Islands In The Stream
7 - Mark Gower - You're All I Need To Get By
8 - Kevin Maher - What Have I Done To Deserve This?
9 - Richie Foran - Don’t Give Up
10 - Charlie McDonald - Some Velvet Morning
13 - Steve Collis - Barcelona
14 - Gary Richards - Interlude
15 - Zoltan Liptak - Je T’aime… Moi Non Plus
16 - Alan McCormack - Justified and Ancient
17 - Tommy Black - Stan
18 - Steve Hammell - Teardrop
20 - Matt Harrold - This Mess We’re In
21 - Gary Hooper - Something’s Gotten Hold Of My Heart
22 - Franck Moussa - Do They Know it’s Christmas?
23 - Nicky Bailey - Love Hurts
24 - Charles Ademeno - Don’t Go Breaking My Heart
25 - Kerrea Gilbert - Smooth
28 - Leon Clarke - Girl from the North Country
29 - Eric Odhiambo - What A Wonderful World
30 - Peggy Lokando - 7 Seconds

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Southend United squad expressed as the Top 30 in Channel 4s "50 Greatest One Hit Wonders"

1 - Darryl Flahavan - Kung Fu Fighting
2 - Simon Francis - 99 Red Balloons
3 - Che Wilson - Because I Got High
4 - Lewis Hunt - Sugar, Sugar
5 - Peter Clarke - Can You Dig It?
6 - Adam Barrett - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
7 - Mark Gower - Spirit In The Sky
8 - Kevin Maher - Who Let The Dogs Out?
9 - Richie Foran - The Safety Dance
10 - Charlie McDonald - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please
13 - Steve Collis - It's Rainin' Men
14 - Gary Richards - All By Myself
15 - Zoltan Liptak - Jilted John
16 - Alan McCormack - I'll Be There For You (Theme From 'Friends')
17 - Tommy Black - Doctorin' The Tardis
18 - Steve Hammell - Rock Me Amadeus
20 - Matt Harrold - Video Killed the Radio Star
21 - Gary Hooper - Je T’aime… Moi Non Plus
22 - Franck Moussa - Mambo Number 5
23 - Nicky Bailey - Turning Japanese
24 - Charles Ademeno - (Hey) Mickey!
25 - Kerrea Gilbert - Mouldy Old Dough
28 - Leon Clarke - Axel F
29 - Eric Odhiambo - F U Right Back
30 - Peggy Lokando - I'm The Urban Spaceman

 

[Southampton Shrimper]

Southend United squad expressed as films in the British Film Institute's Top 100:


1 - Darryl Flahavan - The Third Man
2 - Simon Francis - Brief Encounter
3 - Che Wilson - Lawrence of Arabia
4 - Lewis Hunt - 39 Steps
5 - Peter Clarke - Great Expectations
6 - Adam Barrett - Kind Hearts and Coronets
7 - Mark Gower - Kes
8 - Kevin Maher - Don't Look Now
9 - Richie Foran - The Red Shoes
10 - Charlie McDonald - Trainspotting
13 - Steve Collis - The Ladykillers
14 - Gary Richards - Saturday Night and Sunday Morning
15 - Zoltan Liptak - Brighton Rock
16 - Alan McCormack - Get Carter
17 - Tommy Black - The Lavender Hill Mob
18 - Steve Hammell - Henry V
20 - Matt Harrold - A Matter of Life and Death
21 - Gary Hooper - The Long Good Friday
22 - Franck Moussa - The Servant
23 - Nicky Bailey - Four Weddings and a Funeral
24 - Charles Ademeno - Whisky Galore!
25 - Kerrea Gilbert - The Full Monty
28 - Leon Clarke - Monty Python's Life of Brian
29 - Eric Odhiambo - Withnail and I
30 - Peggy Lokando - Gregory's Girl

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Remember it doesn't have to be musical.

Here's our current squad expressed as Degrees of Masonry

1. Darryl Flahavan - Entered Apprentice
2. Simon Francis - Fellow Craft
3. Che Wilson - Master Mason
4. Lewis Hunt - Secret Master
5. Peter Clarke - perfect Master
6. Adam Barrett - Intimate Secretary
7. Mark Gower - Provost and Judge
8. Kevin Maher - superintendent of the Building
9. Richie Foran - Master Elect of the 9
10. Charlie MacDonald - Illustrious Master Select of the 15
13. Steve Collis - Royal Arch of Enoch
14. Garry Richards - Scottish Knight of Perfection
15. Zoltan Liptak - Knight of the Sword and the East (its uncanny)
16. Alan McCormack - Prince of Jerusalem
17. Tommy Black - Knight of the East and West (can play on both wings)
18. Steve Hammell - Knight of the Eagle & Pelican and Sovereign Prince Rose Croix of Heredom
20. Matt Harrold - Venerably Grand Master (of course)
21. Gary Hooper - Patriach Noachite, prussian Chevalier
22. Franck Moussa - prince of Libanus, Royal Hatchet
23. Nicky Bailey - Cheif of the Tabernacle
24. Charles Ademano - Prince of the Tabernacle
25. Kerrea Gilbert - Chevalier of the Brazen Serpent
28. Leon Clarke - Knight of the Sun, Prince Adept
29. Eric Odiahmbo - Knight of St Andrew
30. Peggy Lokando - Grand Elected Knight Kadosh, Knight of the Black and White Eagle

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

5 - Peter Clarke - Great Expectations - LOL, he hasn't lived up to them though :(

15 - Zoltan Liptak - Brighton Rock - it was a sign! If only we'd have played him, we'd have withstood the aerial bombardment!

25 - Kerrea Gilbert - The Full Monty - we've definitely seen him exposed!

28 - Leon Clarke - Monty Python's Life of Brian - the Messiah!

30 - Peggy Lokando - Gregory's Girl - if you're called Peggy...

 

[Napster]

Top 50 Horror Films

1. Darryl Flahavan - Psycho (1960)
2. Simon Francis - Alien (1979)
3. Che Wilson - The Shining (1980)
4. Lewis Hunt - Aliens (1986)
5. Peter Clarke - Diaboliques, Les (1955)
6. Adam Barrett - Faust - Eine deutsche Volkssage (1926)
7. Mark Gower - Jaws (1975)
8. Kevin Maher - Cabinet des Dr. Caligari., Das (1920)
9. Richie Foran - Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
10. Charlie MacDonald - The Night of the Hunter (1955)
13. Steve Collis - Testament des Dr. Mabuse, Das (1933)
14. Garry Richards - Spoorloos (1988)
15. Zoltan Liptak - Frankenstein (1931)
16. Alan McCormack - Jungfrukällan (1960)
17. Tommy Black - King Kong (1933)
18. Steve Hammell - The Thing (1982)
20. Matt Harrold - Rope (1948)
21. Gary Hooper - The Innocents (1961)
22. Franck Moussa - Onibaba (1964)
23. Nicky Bailey - The Exorcist (1973)
24. Charles Ademano - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
25. Kerrea Gilbert - Rosemary's Baby (1968)
28. Leon Clarke - Repulsion (1965)
29. Eric Odiahmbo - Shaun of the Dead (2004)
30. Peggy Lokando - The Invisible Man (1933)

 

[Beefy]

Semi-related to this thread, and because I didn't know where else to put this, I've found 'Soccer Superstar' online, so click here and listen to the World's worst (and therefore best) football song ever.

http://www.footballandmusic.co.uk/soccer-superstar-thats-what-you-are/

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

UPDATE - UPDATE - UPDATE

Got a new menu through my door today, so updated to take account of new signings.

Darryl Flahavan - Cheese and Tomato
Simon Francis - Farmhouse
Che Wilson - Hawaiian
Lewis Hunt - Classic
Peter Clarke - Siciliana
Adam Barrett - Beefeater
Mark Gower - Chicken Supreme
[Kevin Maher - pepperoni passion - the passion seems to have gone]
[Richie Foran - pepperoni plus]
Charlie MacDonald - tandoori special
Alex Revell - Chicken Feast - New!
Damien Scannell - Chicken Hot - New!
Steve Collis - 4 seasons
Hal Robson-Kanu - Continental - New!
Zoltan Liptak - Create your Own
Alan mcCormack - BBQ Chicken
Tommy Black - seafood
Charlie Mulgrew - Mexican Hot -New!
Lee Barnard - American Hot - New!
Matt Harrold - Spicy Hot One
Gary Hooper - Meat Feast
Franck Moussa - Chinese Chicken
Nicky Bailey - Fiorentina
Charles Ademeno - Four Cheese
Anthony Grant - Veg Deluxe Hot - New!
Johnny Herd - Vegeterian Hot - New!
James Walker - Country Feast - New!
Peggy Lokando - PC Hot Express

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Southend United's 2008-2009 squad as items from the new Lebanese takeaway that's opened up near me

1. Mildenhall - Hommos
2. Francis - Hommus Beiruty
4. Dervite - Tabbouleh
5. Clarke - Wark Inab B'zeit
6. Barrett - Labneh
7. Grant - Kabis
8. McCormack - Moussaka (it's a sign who should be in central midfield!)
9. Barnard - Bastorma
10. Walker - Al Rahib (that should surely be Al(ex) Revell)
11. Revell - Lentil Soup
12. Scannell - doesn't exist!
13. Blue Voice - spicy Lebanese Salad
14. Moussa - Taza Salad
15. Sankofa - Fattoush
16. Freedman - cucumber salad with yoghurt :D
17. Robinson - Tomato & Onion Salad
18. Herd - Fatayer B'sabanekh (we need to get him Fatayer)
20 Christophe - Sambousek Lamb
21. Betsy - Taza Arayes
24. Joyce - Manakeesh
25. Masters - Chicken Liver
26. Laurent - Hommos Shwarma
30. O'Keefe - Halloumi Cheese
37. Hazell - Sea Bass
40. that kid who played in the FA Cup, but no-one knows his name - Shish Tarouk


I'd suggest that we line-up like this against Leicester
Hommos
Fattoush Tabbouleh Wark Inab B'zeit Labneh
????? Kabis Taza Salad Moussaka
Bastorma Tomato and Onion Salad

subs Hommus Beiruty, Sambousek Lamb, Taza Arayes, Hommos Shwarma, cucumber salad with yoghurt

 

[sufc_tom]

From the Golden Dragon menu in Rochford

Starters
1. Mildenhall - Special Mixed Starter
2. Francis - Crispy Aromatic Duck
4. Dervite - Crispy Seaweed
5. Clarke - Crispy Pancake Roll
6. Barrett - Prawn Crackers
7. Grant - Sesame Prawn on Toast
8. McCormack - King Prawns in Breadcrumbs
9. Barnard - King Prawns in Spicy Salt
10. Walker - Spare Ribs in Spice Salt
11. Revell - Squid in Spice Salt
12. Scannell - Chicken in Spice Salt

Peking Cuisine
13. Blue Voice - Spare Ribs (Peking Style)
14. Moussa - Grilled King Prawns with Garlic & Spring Onion
15. Sankofa - Grilled Chicken with Garlic & Spring Onion
16. Freedman - Spice King Prawn in Szechuan Style (Hot)
17. Robinson - Spice Chicken in Szechuan Style (Hot)
18. Herd - King Prawn in Cashew Nuts in Yellow Bean Sauce
19. Ademeno - Chicken in Cashew Nuts in Yellow Bean Sauce
20. Christophe - Kung Po Pork (Peking Style)
21. Betsy - Kung Po Chicken (Peking Style)
24. Joyce - Crispy Fried Hot Shredded Chicken (Peking Style)
25. Masters - Crispy Fried Hot Shredded Beef (Peking Style)

Noodles
26. Laurent - Chef's Special Crispy Noodles in Sauce
27. Lokando - Chef's Special Crispy Seafood Noodles in Sauce
29. Furlong - Crispy Noodles with Chicken in Sauce
30. O'Keefe - Crispy Noodles with Mixed Vegetables in Sauce

Satay Dishes
37. Hazell - Chicken Satay

Seafood Dishes
41. Orenuga - King Prawn in Oyster Sauce
43. Marrable - King Prawn in Bay Sweet Corn

And a special one for our fat friend Ricketts a Set Dinner for FOUR people (or one hungry Ricketts!)

Sweet and Sour Chicken Slices
Roast Pork with Mushrooms
Special Chop Suey
Special Fried Rice Beef with Oyster Sauce
Mixed Vegetables
Chicken with Black Bean Sauce and Green Pepper