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Southend United squad expressed as pizzas

Yorkshire Blue

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Southend United squad expressed as pizzas through the latest takeaway menu numbers stuffed through my door

Especially for glasgowsufc

Darryl Flahavan - Cheese and Tomato
Simon Francis - Farmhouse
Che Wilson - Hawaiian
Lewis Hunt - Classic
Peter Clarke - Siciliana
Adam Barrett - Beefeater
Mark Gower - Chicken Supreme
Kevin Maher - pepperoni passion
Richie Foran - pepperoni plus
Charlie MacDonald - tandoori special
Steve Collis - 4 seasons
Garry Richards - Continental
Zoltan Liptak - Create your Own
Alan mcCormack - BBQ Chicken
Tommy Black - seafood
Steve Hammell - Mexican Hot
Matt Harrold - Spicy Hot One
Gary Hooper - Meat Feast
Franck Moussa - Chinese Chicken
Nicky Bailey - Fiorentina
Charles Ademeno - Four Cheese
Kerrea Gilbert - Veg Deluxe Hot
Leon Clarke - Country Feast
 
Southend United squad expressed as pizzas through the latest takeaway menu numbers stuffed through my door

Especially for glasgowsufc

Darryl Flahavan - Cheese and Tomato
Simon Francis - Farmhouse
Che Wilson - Hawaiian
Lewis Hunt - Classic
Peter Clarke - Siciliana
Adam Barrett - Beefeater
Mark Gower - Chicken Supreme
Kevin Maher - pepperoni passion
Richie Foran - pepperoni plus
Charlie MacDonald - tandoori special
Steve Collis - 4 seasons
Garry Richards - Continental
Zoltan Liptak - Create your Own
Alan mcCormack - BBQ Chicken
Tommy Black - seafood
Steve Hammell - Mexican Hot
Matt Harrold - Spicy Hot One
Gary Hooper - Meat Feast
Franck Moussa - Chinese Chicken
Nicky Bailey - Fiorentina
Charles Ademeno - Four Cheese
Kerrea Gilbert - Veg Deluxe Hot
Leon Clarke - Country Feast

:p

Now, what's the Southend squad expressed as dishes from your local curry house?
 
Why especially for me?

Listen to the Baker and Kelly podcasts!

I surely can't be the only one to find the idea of Matt Harrold being the "Spicy Hot One" hilarious.

What else could Adam Barrett be but a beefeater? Peter Clarke has to be a sicilianian. Maher with his dissent - pepperoni passion, but then Richie Foran is pepperoni plus.

Its 100% genuine, but genius.
 
Darryl Flahavan - Pilau Rice
Simon Francis - Jalfrezi
Che Wilson - Sag Aloo
Lewis Hunt - Chicken Tikka Massala
Peter Clarke - Lamb Madras
Adam Barrett - King Prawn Byriani
Mark Gower - chicken bhuna
Kevin Maher - bog standard Chicken Curry
Richie Foran - Lamb Vindaloo
Charlie MacDonald - Prawn Madras
Steve Collis - Peshwari Nan
Garry Richards - Rogan Josh
Zoltan Liptak - low fat lloyd grossman chicken tikka massala
Alan mcCormack - chicken phall
Tommy Black - onion bhaji
Steve Hammell - prawn bhuna
Matt Harrold - Chicken Korma!
Gary Hooper - Poppadom
Franck Moussa - Chicken Dhansak
Nicky Bailey - chicken pathia
Charles Ademeno - chilli masala
Kerrea Gilbert - keema nan
Leon Clarke - chicken razella
 
:p

Now, what's the Southend squad expressed as dishes from your local curry house?

I actually picked a curry house menu up first, but it didn't have numbers, so I couldn't match them up to the squad numbers.

I love the fact that Zoltan Liptak, who no-one knows anything about is "Create your own", as if Tilly has just created this 6 foot 4 defender. Garry Richards as "continental" is genius as well when you considered his cultured style of clearing the ball.

In fact so many of them are accurate its uncanny. Kerrea Gilbert as veg deluxe hot is spot on as he's supposed to be ****-hot coming from ar$enal but is actually crap (ie vegetarian). Do you go for the one dimensional Darryl "Cheese and Tomato" Flahavan or Steve man for all "Four Season" Collis?
 
I am just amazed the amount of variety you have in your local pizza place compared to my six options !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I have the choice of at least 6 pizza places as well.

It doesn't have to be food menus, it can be any list

eg Southend squad as VH1's worse number one singles

# 1 - Darryl Flahavan 'Millennium Prayer'
# 2 - Simon Francis 'Mr Blobby'
# 3 - Che Wilson 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh!'
# 4 - Lewis Hunt 'Barbie Girl'
# 5 - Peter Clarke 'F**k it (I Don't Want You Back)'
# 6 - Adam Barrett 'The Ketchup Song (Asereje)'
# 7 - Mark Gower 'Crossroads'
# 8 - Kevin Maher 'Can We Fix It'
# 9 - Richie Foran 'F.U.R.B (F U Right Back)'
# 10 - Charlie McDonald 'Mysterious Girl'
# 13 - Steve Collis 'Shuddap You Face'
# 14 - Gary Richards 'Hey Baby'
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak 'Because I Got High'
# 16 - Alan McCormack 'Light My Fire'
# 17 - Tommy Black 'Against All Odds'
# 18 - Steve Hammell 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'
# 20 - Matt Harrold 'Who's David'
# 21 - Gary Hooper 'Come On You Reds'
# 22 - Franck Moussa 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma'
# 23 - Nicky Bailey 'Pure And Simple'
# 24 - Charles Ademano 'Ice Ice Baby'
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert 'We're Going To Ibiza'
# 28 - Leon Clarke 'Saturday Night'
# 29 - Eric Whatshisname 'The Chicken Song'
# 30 - Peggy Lokanko 'C'est La Vie'
 
I have the choice of at least 6 pizza places as well.

It doesn't have to be food menus, it can be any list

eg Southend squad as VH1's worse number one singles

# 1 - Darryl Flahavan 'Millennium Prayer'
# 2 - Simon Francis 'Mr Blobby'
# 3 - Che Wilson 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh!'
# 4 - Lewis Hunt 'Barbie Girl'
# 5 - Peter Clarke 'F**k it (I Don't Want You Back)'
# 6 - Adam Barrett 'The Ketchup Song (Asereje)'
# 7 - Mark Gower 'Crossroads'
# 8 - Kevin Maher 'Can We Fix It'
# 9 - Richie Foran 'F.U.R.B (F U Right Back)'
# 10 - Charlie McDonald 'Mysterious Girl'
# 13 - Steve Collis 'Shuddap You Face'
# 14 - Gary Richards 'Hey Baby'
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak 'Because I Got High'
# 16 - Alan McCormack 'Light My Fire'
# 17 - Tommy Black 'Against All Odds'
# 18 - Steve Hammell 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'
# 20 - Matt Harrold 'Who's David'
# 21 - Gary Hooper 'Come On You Reds'
# 22 - Franck Moussa 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma'
# 23 - Nicky Bailey 'Pure And Simple'
# 24 - Charles Ademano 'Ice Ice Baby'
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert 'We're Going To Ibiza'
# 28 - Leon Clarke 'Saturday Night'
# 29 - Eric Whatshisname 'The Chicken Song'
# 30 - Peggy Lokanko 'C'est La Vie'

Bit Ironic Zoltan got "Because I got high" being the tallest bloke I have ever seen and all that.
 
Can I say a hearty congratulations to the lion genius who nominated our beloved scoreboard for the Baker & Kelly stadium on this week's podcast. That's saved me a job!
 
Been listening to the Baker and Kelly podcasts, absolute quality and free, echo Beefy's congrates to the guy who nominated our scoreboard. "...damage caused by wayward Phil Gridlet efforts" , creased me up!!!
 
I have the choice of at least 6 pizza places as well.

It doesn't have to be food menus, it can be any list

eg Southend squad as VH1's worse number one singles

# 1 - Darryl Flahavan 'Millennium Prayer'
# 2 - Simon Francis 'Mr Blobby'
# 3 - Che Wilson 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh!'
# 4 - Lewis Hunt 'Barbie Girl'
# 5 - Peter Clarke 'F**k it (I Don't Want You Back)'
# 6 - Adam Barrett 'The Ketchup Song (Asereje)'
# 7 - Mark Gower 'Crossroads'
# 8 - Kevin Maher 'Can We Fix It'
# 9 - Richie Foran 'F.U.R.B (F U Right Back)'
# 10 - Charlie McDonald 'Mysterious Girl'
# 13 - Steve Collis 'Shuddap You Face'
# 14 - Gary Richards 'Hey Baby'
# 15 - Zoltan Liptak 'Because I Got High'
# 16 - Alan McCormack 'Light My Fire'
# 17 - Tommy Black 'Against All Odds'
# 18 - Steve Hammell 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'
# 20 - Matt Harrold 'Who's David'
# 21 - Gary Hooper 'Come On You Reds'
# 22 - Franck Moussa 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma'
# 23 - Nicky Bailey 'Pure And Simple'
# 24 - Charles Ademano 'Ice Ice Baby'
# 25 - Kerrea Gilbert 'We're Going To Ibiza'
# 28 - Leon Clarke 'Saturday Night'
# 29 - Eric Whatshisname 'The Chicken Song'
# 30 - Peggy Lokanko 'C'est La Vie'

Absolute quality - especially stevie hammell's one :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
 
Cheers Beefy & Kristof.


Anyone got some more lists to translate the player's squad no.s into? This thread has a lot of untapped potential.....
 
Southend United squad expressed as Films




Darryl Flahavan - One flew over the Cuckoos Nest
Simon Francis - Bravehart
Che Wilson - Rocky
Lewis Hunt - Transformers
Peter Clarke - The Rescuers
Adam Barrett - Crocodile Dundee
Mark Gower - Gentlemen prefer Blondes
Kevin Maher - Sideways
Richie Foran - Nightmare before Christmas
Charlie MacDonald - Chicken Run
Steve Collis - Fiddler on the Roof
Garry Richards - The good the bad and the ugly
Zoltan Liptak - Big
Alan mcCormack - The Terminator
Tommy Black - Men in Black
Steve Hammell - My Left Foot
Matt Harrold - Spice World
Gary Hooper -Mary Poppins
Franck Moussa - Batman Returns
Nicky Bailey - The Godfather/A star is born
Charles Ademeno - Out of Africa
Kerrea Gilbert - Hunt for RED October
Leon Clarke - The Volcano

:)
 
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