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Southend Untrue Rumors Eleven.

Phil Jevons and Paul Hayes must feature somewhere surely? :whistling:

I wouldn't have Paul Hayes in there... after all, according to people that know him, he hates us and would never put on a blue shirt.
 
I wouldn't have Paul Hayes in there... after all, according to people that know him, he hates us and would never put on a blue shirt.

Plus also we were actually in for him so its not an untrue rumour we just lost him to S****horpe at the last minute.
 
Where do we start ? All rumored at some point

Freddy Eastwood - Return of the King
Lee Trundle - More sightings than in the X-Files
Andy Robinson - as above
Lee Sharpe - Strawberry Fields No.1 Guest, must mean he's signing.
Ray Parlour - How's your Mrs ?
Ian Rush - Whelan's Best Man at Wedding....he must be signing then.
Leon Best - Ron told me this one, and it never happened.
Neil Harris - Local lad....... must be signing then.
Matt Lockwood - dito.
Darren Caskey - dito.
Teddy Sherringham - joined the wrong Essex team.
Rory Fallon - Let me check with Mrs Fallon first.
Dion Dublin - Delia is a better cook that Ron


But the best of all has to be Johnny Ekstroom from the Jobson era - he wants to play in England.
 
I heard Michael Ricketts was coming here:puke :puke

Funny thing was I was excited and happy when we signed him I thought what a signing!! Untill I saw him try and kick a football! :headbang:
 
Mrs Irish_Shrimper had a dream a few months back - said she saw a thread on SZ entitled 'Rumour: Limerick Striker in Southend transfer talks'...Apparently it was so vivid that she actually asked me the next morning had Tilly made an approach for me at my local team...."Unfortunately, no" was my response :(


And if that doesn't count - the worst rumour of them all is Mr Eastwood coming back time and time again!
 
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