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spotify/Charlie Brooker

"Once, in my early 20s, I was enjoying an impromptu eruption of mid-afternoon "adult fun" with a girlfriend while a radio blasted away merrily in the background. Suddenly the music was replaced with a news bulletin - specifically a live police press conference in which two parents tearfully begged for the return of their missing son. As mood-killers go, it was on a par with looking down to discover your own genitals had suddenly and impossibly sprouted the face of Alan Titchmarsh, and he was looking back up at you and licking his lips and grinning and reciting limericks in a high-pitched voice. We broke up five years later. I blame the radio."

hahahahaha!!!
 
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