Squad numbers as lists

[Napster]

Following on from Yorkie, (originally Danny Baker) - the Southend squad as Thelonious Monk's list of advise to musicians:

Sean Clohessy - JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A DRUMMER, DOESN’T MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP TIME.

Anthony Straker - PAT YOUR FOOT & SING THE MELODY IN YOUR HEAD, WHEN YOU PLAY.

Ryan Hall - STOP PLAYING ALL THOSE WEIRD NOTES (THAT ********), PLAY THE MELODY!

Graham Coughlan- MAKE THE DRUMMER SOUND GOOD.

Ryan Cresswell - DISCRIMINATION IS IMPORTANT.

Freddy Eastwood - YOU’VE GOT TO DIG IT TO DIG IT, YOU DIG?

Michael Timlin ALL REET!

Neil Harris - ALWAYS KNOW... (MONK)

Barry Corr - IT MUST BE ALWAYS NIGHT, OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN’T NEED THE LIGHTS.

David Martin -LET’S LIFT THE BAND STAND!!

Kane Ferdinand - I WANT TO AVOID THE HECKLERS.

Hurst - DON’T PLAY THE PIANO PART, I’M PLAYING THAT. DON’T LISTEN TO ME. I’M SUPPOSED TO BE ACCOMPANYING YOU!

Mark Phillips - THE INSIDE OF THE TUNE (THE BRIDGE) IS THE PART THAT MAKES THE OUTSIDE SOUND GOOD.

Luke Prosser - DON’T PLAY EVERYTHING (OR EVERY TIME); LET SOME THINGS GO BY. SOME MUSIC JUST IMAGINED. WHAT YOU DON’T PLAY CAN BE MORE IMPORTANT THAT WHAT YOU DO.

Dan Bentley- ALWAYS LEAVE THEM WANTING MORE.

Ryan Leonard - A NOTE CAN BE SMALL AS A PIN OR AS BIG AS THE WORLD, IT DEPENDS ON YOUR IMAGINATION.

Gavin Tomlin - STAY IN SHAPE! SOMETIMES A MUSICIAN WAITS FOR A GIG, & WHEN IT COMES, HE’S OUT OF SHAPE & CAN’T MAKE IT.

Chris Barker - WHEN YOU’RE SWINGING, SWING SOME MORE!

Elliot Benyon - (WHAT SHOULD WE WEAR TONIGHT? SHARP AS POSSIBLE!)

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Jack Kerouac's List of Advice to Writers

1. Scribbled secret notebooks, and wild typewritten pages, for yr own joy
2. Submissive to everything, open, listening [SEAN CLOHESSY]
3. Try never get drunk outside yr own house [ANTHONY STRAKER]
4. Be in love with yr life [RYAN HALL]
5. Something that you feel will find its own form [GRAHAM COUGHLIN]
6. Be crazy dumbsaint of the mind [RYAN CRESSWELL]
7. Blow as deep as you want to blow [FREDDY EASTWOOD]
8. Write what you want bottomless from bottom of the mind [MICHAEL TIMLIN]
9. The unspeakable visions of the individual [NEIL HARRIS]
10. No time for poetry but exactly what is [BARRY CORR]
11. Visionary tics shivering in the chest [DAVID MARTIN]
12. In tranced fixation dreaming upon object before you [KANE FERDINAND]
13. Remove literary, grammatical and syntactical inhibition
14. Like Proust be an old teahead of time [KEVAN HURST]
15. Telling the true story of the world in interior monolog [MARK PHILLIPS]
16. The jewel center of interest is the eye within the eye [LUKE PROSSER]
17. Write in recollection and amazement for yourself [DANIEL BENTLEY]
18. Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea [RYAN LEONARD]
19. Accept loss forever [JOHN SPICER]
20. Believe in the holy contour of life [BRITT ASSOMBALONGA]
21. Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind [GAVIN TOMLIN]
22. Dont think of words when you stop but to see picture better
23. Keep track of every day the date emblazoned in yr morning [CHRIS BARKER]
24. No fear or shame in the dignity of yr experience, language & knowledge [ELLIOTT BENYON]
25. Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it
26. Bookmovie is the movie in words, the visual American form
27. In praise of Character in the Bleak inhuman Loneliness
28. Composing wild, undisciplined, pure, coming in from under, crazier the better
29. You’re a Genius all the time

 

[MK Shrimper]

So not only being the toppermost of the poppermost of the beat generation, hey Jack Kerouac invented txt messaging.

Like OMG :omg:

 

[OldBlueLady]

I think you have all totally lost it, and the new season had better start pdq!

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I think you have all totally lost it, and the new season had better start pdq!

Step out of the glasshouse and put that stone down.

Why else would they give players squad numbers if it wasn't for this?

I worry about some of our posters, I really do.

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

I think you have all totally lost it, and the new season had better start pdq!

That. Ditto .... but it's a lot better than the Millwall chat ....... or is it? :unsure:

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

That. Ditto .... but it's a lot better than the Millwall chat ....... or is it? :unsure:

Oi! I'm not the one posting pre-season predictions in the ex-Shrimpers section. Watch it, or I'll move it back.

 

[Napster]

Players as the top 25 pop hits from 1985 in Australia

2. "Angel" / Into the Groove - Sean Clohessy
3. "Crazy For You" - Anthony Straker
4. "Live it Up" - Ryan Hall
5. "I Want to Know What Love Is" - Graham Coughlan
6. "Out of Mind, Out of Sight" - Ryan Cresswell
7. "Money for Nothing" Freddy Eastwood
8. "I Got You Babe" Michael Timlin
9. "I Should Have Known Better" Neil Harris
10. "Would I Lie To You?" Barry Corr
11. "Dancing in the Street" David Martin
12. "Take on Me" Kane Ferdinand
14. "Shout" Kevan Hurst
15. "One Night in Bangkok" Mark Phillips
16. "Born in the USA" Luke Prosser
17. "Neutron Dance" Dan Bentley
18. "What You Need" Ryan Leonard
21. "Walking on Sunshine" Gavin Tomlin
23. "The Power of Love" Chris Barker
24. "The Power of Love" Elliot Benyon

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

We all have a different view of music but that is a complete load of manure from start to finish ..... at least the hair styles were good. :facepalm:

 

[loz]

The most popular names for baby girls in America in the 1930's:

2 - Betty - Sean Clohessy
3 - Barbara - Anthony Straker
4 - Shirley - Ryan Hall
5 - Patricia - Graham Coughlan
6 - Dorothy - Ryan Cresswell
7 - Joan - Freddy Eastwood
8 - Margaret - Michael Timlin
9 - Nancy - Neil Harris
10 - Helen -Barry Corr
11 - Carol - David Martin
12 - Joyce - Kane Ferdinand
14 - Ruth - Kevan Hurst
15 - Virginia -Mark Phillips
16 - Marilyn - Luke Prosser
17 - Elizabeth - Dan Bentley
18 - Jean - Ryan Leonard
21 - Lois - Gavin Tomlin
23 - Donna - Chris Barker
24 - Martha - Elliot Benyon

 

[MK Shrimper]

Top 25 movie quotes.

2. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.- - Sean Clohessy
3. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am - Anthony Straker
4. Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore - Ryan Hall
5. Here's looking at you, kid. - Graham Coughlan (what number was Graham Rix?)
6. Go ahead, make my day - Ryan Cresswell
7 All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. - Freddy Eastwood
8. May the Force be with you. - Michael Timlin (ahh Blair....)
9. Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night - Neil Harris
10. You talking to me? - Barry Corr (no doubt for Barna)
11. What we've got here is failure to communicate - David Martin
12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning - Kane Ferdinand
14. The stuff that dreams are made of - Kevan Hurst :thumbsup:
15. E.T. phone home. - Mark Phillips
16. They call me Mister Tibbs! - Luke Prosser
17. Rosebud - Dan Bentley
18. Made it, Ma! Top of the world! - Ryan Leonard :thumbsup:
21. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. - Gavin Tomlin :stunned: (not Mr. Unbalanced Wet Spam trial?)
23. There's no place like home. - Chris Barker :thumbsup:
24. I am big! It's the pictures that got small - Elliot Benyon

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

You have forgotten the keeper ....

1. He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy! - Bilel

 

[South Bank Hank]

The squad numbers against the last time Freddy made his debut...

2 - Sean Clohessy was Duncan Jupp
3 - Anthony Straker was Nicky Nicolau
4 - Ryan Hall was Lewis Hunt
5 - Graham Coughlan was Andy Edwards
6 - Ryan Cresswell was Adam Barrett (still is really)
7 - Freddy Eastwood was Mark Gower
8 - Michael Timlin was Kevin Maher
9 - Neil Harris was Mark Bentley
10 -Barry Corr was Carl Pettefer
11 - David Martin was Lawrie Dudfield
12 - Kane Ferdinand was missing (hmmm....)
14 - Kevan Hurst was Wayne Gray
15 - Mark Phillips was Spencer Prior
16 - Luke Prosser was Jimmy Corbett
17 - Dan Bentley was Michael Husbands
18 - Ryan Leonard was Che Wilson
21 - Gavin Tomlin was Stuart Williams
23 - Chris Barker was Freddy Eastwood
24 - Elliot Benyon was Craig Holloway (GK)

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

1. Bread- whoever
2 olive oil- Sean Clohessy
3 spaghetti- Anthony Straker
4 pizza- Ryan Hall
5 salt & pepper- Graham Coughlan
6 shaving cream- Ryan Cresswell
7 lager- Freddy Eastwood
8 chicken- Michael Timlin
9 wine- Neil Harris
10 whiskey-Barry Corr
11 peas- David Martin
12 salad- Kane Ferdinand
14 tinned toms- Kevan Hurst
15 steak- Mark Phillips
16 milk- Luke Prosser
17 butter- Dan Bentley
18 tea bags- Ryan Leonard
21 coffee- Gavin Tomlin
23 potatoes- Chris Barker
24 ketchup- Elliot Benyon

 

[Napster]

The squad as the list of Billboard Hot 100 Number ones from July 24th 1976 onwards - title only!

Mark Oxley - "Kiss and Say Goodbye"
Elvis Bwomono "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Nathan Ralph "You Should Be Dancing"
Shaun Hobson "Play That Funky Music"
Jordan Green "Disco Duck"
Timothee Dieng "If You Leave Me Now"
Stephen Humphreys "Rock'n Me"
Brandon Goodship "Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
Terrell Egbri "You Don't Have to Be a Star (To Be in My Show)"
Tom Clifford "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Harry Seaden "I Wish"
Rob Howard "Car Wash"
Lewis Gard "Torn Between Two Lovers"
Harry Phillips "Blinded by the Light"
Isaac Hutchinson "New Kid in Town"
Eren Kinali "Rich Girl"
Richard Taylor "Don't Leave Me This Way"
Charlie Kelman "Southern Nights"
Jason Demetriou "Hotel California"
Harry Lennon "Sir Duke"
Harry Kyprianou "I'm Your Boogie Man"
Miles Mitchell-Nelson "Gonna Fly Now (Theme From Rocky)"
John White "Three Times a Lady"