stadium tour

[chelmo]

hello peps can someone pls help me im doing a tour on Friday how long will it take and what do u see etc

 

[kentblues]

If its the new stadium it will be real quick...
If RH I would be amazed if they can string it out more than about 30 mins unless you are luck and there are lots of free rereshments

 

[Tommy2holes]

How did you get a tour?

 

[RobB11]

They actually charge people for a tour of Roots Hall. Errm, okay, wow!

Not a great deal to see...

:facepalm:

 

[Jam_Man]

Tour I imagine takes about 6 hours.

30 minutes to have a quick look around, then 5.5 hours searching for the warchest.

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

hello peps can someone pls help me im doing a tour on Friday how long will it take and what do u see etc

Surely thats the point of the tour?

 

[MK Shrimper]

So much to see;

The Hanging Gardens of BabyRon - An opulent garden of hair and products, all styled into the magnificent quiff of our glorious leader

The Pyramids of Hairy Geezer- Don't miss the audio tour hosted by Kevin Maher while he saunters around some triangular structures whilst disconcertingly tickling his nuts.

The Lighthouse of Alex Revell - magically sheds light on why he was a hero for Orient & Rotherham but toilet for us.

Temple of Oh-what-a-miss... Remember James Walker? You do? Then you can relive the moment he hit the crossbar vs Doncaster in 2008 where if we'd won we'd now be playing against Juventus and AC Milan and swimming in a sea of filthy money.

Finally, don't miss the Dungeons where you can chase after disabled children dressed up as your favourite Southend United players with scissors whilst wearing a Tarzan wig and adopting a sullen "everyone is out to get me and no one understands me" look on your face. Zut alors!

 

[Yer Blues]

So much to see;

The Hanging Gardens of BabyRon - An opulent garden of hair and products, all styled into the magnificent quiff of our glorious leader

The Pyramids of Hairy Geezer- Don't miss the audio tour hosted by Kevin Maher while he saunters around some triangular structures whilst disconcertingly tickling his nuts.

The Lighthouse of Alex Revell - magically sheds light on why he was a hero for Orient & Rotherham but toilet for us.

Temple of Oh-what-a-miss... Remember James Walker? You do? Then you can relive the moment he hit the crossbar vs Doncaster in 2008 where if we'd won we'd now be playing against Juventus and AC Milan and swimming in a sea of filthy money.

Finally, don't miss the Dungeons where you can chase disabled childen dressed up as your favourite Southend players with scissors whilst wearing a Tarzan wig and adopting a sullen "everyone is out to get me and no one understands me" look on your face. Zut alors!

why do you have to do this is almost every thread? its so tiresome.

 

[MK Shrimper]

why do you have to do this is almost every thread? its so tiresome.

Every thread? Really?

Do me a favour, stick me on ignore. :zzzzz:

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

why do you have to do this is almost every thread? its so tiresome.

Surely this is the whole point of the zone - passing the day. If we all stuck to factual sensible posts 98% of all that we are surrounded by wouldn't exist.

 

[Tommy2holes]

Every thread? Really?

Do me a favour, stick me on ignore. :zzzzz:

I personally loved it.

 

[Rob1920]

Don't know about the stadium tour but while you're there ask them when the bloody new one is going to be built!