Strangest song lyrics

[blue scorpion]

We've had a few song threads just lately and here's another.
I will kick off proceedings with an extract from the magnificant Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon
He's a hairy handed gent
who ran amok in Kent
but lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You'd better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim,
i'd like to meet his tailor
Over to you lads and lassies

 

[MK Shrimper]

Worst song lyrics EVER:

I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say Rythmn is a dancer....

 

[canveyshrimper]

McArthur Park by Richard Harris

http://www.geocities.com/bjaes.geo/lyrics/mcarthur.htm

WTF was that about?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SNknNoCBYfw

Plus a version by Donna Summer

 

[Mad Cyril]

Happy Mondays - Theme from Netto.

 

[EastStandBlue]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqEF-t4h_d4

Worst. Song. Ever.

 

[TrueBlue]

The Cure - Lullaby

The spiderman is have me for dinner tonight??! WTF!!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Anything by T Rex is worth consideration.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5oGcfwKN5jY

You're built like a car, you've got a hub cap diamond start halo. WTF?:stunned:

 

[Davros]

in the current situation surely the worst recorded lyrics (taste wise) must be..

For 24 years i've been living next door to Alice... Alice, who the F**k is Alice

 

[Firestorm]

DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum


From Teenage Lobotomy - The Ramones

She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree

(and they get worse...)

Bodies - The Sex Pistols