Strictly Come dancing

[Firestorm]

Ok, the papers are full of the Gabby vs Kate voting thing last weekend.I felt that SZ should be the voice of the people so a poll in true DTS fashion is called forOK the public may want Kate but who would yoy like to Samba with

 

[MK Shrimper]

Where's the option for Kelly Brook? Poor show Mr. Storm of Fire :(

 

[Pubey]

penny.. neverending pins and a nice rack too.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I cannot stand that boot from GMTV!!!
The Gabster for me, if only to spite her knucklehead egg-chasing husband!

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Gabby for me as well...

 

[C C Csiders]

I would definitely do the Russian professional dancer that got landed with that bald knob. Lilia? I like to think she'd want it.

Of the options:

Kate GMTV has got a face like she's just put her finger through the last sheet of bog roll while wiping her ar$e

Penny Lancaster - no thanks not after Rod Stewart has been at it.

Gabby - probably give it a go, but why has she gone for a square head, pudding-basin haircut Scottish bloke?

 

[Pubey]

 

[Pubey]

 

[Firestorm]

Kelly Brook was not included as the Viewers vote debacle did not include her, for those who have been in a cave for the past few days, Kate finished miles adrift at the bottom of the Judges vote with Penny and Gabby half way, After the viewes vote Penny and Gabby were the bottom two so one had to go afer a dance off.Personally , I would take any of them, but Penny would be first choice.And that little Argentinan dancer , the one with Matt off Eastenders is amazing, an unbelieble stomach as well

 

[Ailsa Road Shrimper]

After confessing I fancy Kate McCann yesterday, I can't help but admit my lustful feelings for Kate Garraway on this thread! There's something very attractive about her - she's pretty, got a great pair and a really sexy voice! I'd rather spend a night of passion with her than the other two.

I can't believe she didn't get voted out last weekend though, Gabby and Penny were both good dancers. The trouble with these shows is the majority of voters are female and they are jealous of the attractive women in it so they just vote for the pretty boys instead!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

After confessing I fancy Kate McCann yesterday, I can't help but admit my lustful feelings for Kate Garraway on this thread! There's something very attractive about her - she's pretty, got a great pair and a really sexy voice!

Each to their own (whatever floats your boat) & all that but deary me, could you ever find a pair of moosey Kates if you tried harder?

Fake plastic falseness a good thing in your eyes then? :p

 

[canveyshrimper]

After confessing I fancy Kate McCann yesterday, I can't help but admit my lustful feelings for Kate Garraway on this thread! There's something very attractive about her - she's pretty, got a great pair and a really sexy voice! I'd rather spend a night of passion with her than the other two.

I can't believe she didn't get voted out last weekend though, Gabby and Penny were both good dancers. The trouble with these shows is the majority of voters are female and they are jealous of the attractive women in it so they just vote for the pretty boys instead!

Blimey you really need to get back to Specsavers.:p

A bit surprised that nobody has provided the old line of.

What's white and slides across the dance floor?




































Cum dancing!!!:hilarious: Coat on, and taxi waiting.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Cum dancing!!!:hilarious: Coat on, and taxi waiting.

And rightly so too.
That was very poor.... :thump: ;)

 

[canveyshrimper]

And rightly so too.
That was very poor.... :thump: ;)

...and I regret to advise extremely old. I got that from a job lot of Cricko Christmas crackers.