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Stroke of inspiration (I don't get them often)

Sussex Shrimper

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If we ever suffer the misfortune of playing Col Ewe again, here's a little ditty to the tune of "I guess that's why they call it the blues" by Elton John:

Oh I guess that's why they call you inbreds,
Scales on your hands, extra ears on your heads,
Speaking like yokels, webbing on digits,
Your dad should have known that your aunt was off-limits,
But I guess that's why they call you inbreds!
 
With lyrics like that to compete with, Bernie Taupin will be out of a job
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How about this one to Col Ewe fans:

"We're going up, we're going up
You're not, you're not"

Nuff sed
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good lyric's but how about

"Inbred scum, inbred scum, inbred scum...."

REpeated several times!
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