Stupid Footballers

[steveo]

Benjani. Came on for City last night. Presumably desperate to get back in the side, City 2-1 up and trying to hold on. The bloke strolled around like he didnt give a toss. Unable to keep the ball in the united half and unwilling to close any United defenders down. Rubbish.

Tottenham tonight. Harry asks for a sub and signals to Bassong on the bench. The bloke hasnt even got any shorts on.

 

[Heskey]

I'd hardly called any football a genius!

 

[McNasty]

I'd hardly called any football a genius!

Did you mean any footballer ?

 

[chapperzUK]

I'd hardly called any football a genius!

Footballs don't have brains ...... ;)

EDIT: mcnasty beat me to it!

 

[BrettieAngell]

I'd hardly called any football a genius!

Are you a footballer?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I'd hardly called any football a genius!

I imagine most footballers could construct a sentence slightly better than yours, which has at least seven major errors.