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Stupid Women

Desert Shrimper

The Oil Baron
Jan 13, 2005
Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
I once told a secretary that the kebab that you see going round and round at 3am was actually an "Elephant's leg" which she 100% believed. She said "That is just so cruel and wrong....I think I'll have a burger next time instead." We kept it going for a while before one of the other secretaries (the one with two GCSEs - nicknamed "The Professor") put her straight.

My question to the Shrimperzone public is this. What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard a woman say? I'm talking conventionally stupid rather than ill-advised/tactically naive, hence hearing a woman say "ok then" after you've drunkenly uttered the immortal "come back to mine, nothing has to happen, honest" doesn't actually count.