SUFC Autobiographies???

[South Bank Hank]

With our stunning progress on the pitch of late, surely many of our players will be looking to follow the likes of Rooney and Owen by cashing-in with tell-all dossiers. Perhaps the Zoners might like to suggest a couple of titles to help them in their new careers...

Here's a few to get us started...

Heading in the wrong direction
(...or barndoors and banjos I have known)
Jean Francois Christophe

High, Wide and Hansome
(Life without Maher or Bailey)
Alan McCormack

Tourettes To Rent
(Why it was never my fault)
Steve Mildenhall

My Pukka Life
Damian Scannell

Cooking with Geoff
(50 recipes with a hidden ingredient)
Alex Revell

 

[EastStandBlue]

Running, Running, Running.
My life without an end product, the Francis Laurent story.

 

[canveyshrimper]

Another Famous Belgian?
Franck Moussa

 

[CocklesShrimps&Whiteweed]

Running, Running, Running.
My life without an end product, the Francis Laurent story.

LOL. Quality.

 

[timeveritt]

Why did I become a professional footballer
When I could have been a model (and been paid)

Simon Francis

 

[Hotman]

Running, Running, Running.
My life without an end product, the Francis Laurent story.

Jamal campbell-Ryce has already done that one

 

[EastStandBlue]

Alternatively, you could try Laurent's previous release:
The Day I Skinned John Nutter
How to forge a career off one performance, by Francis Laurent

Of Mice and M'voto
I Make Lennie Look Small Fry