Thorpe Groyney
Open your mind
Yes, after switching to a summer sport, Super League XV starts this bright, breezy and gloriously hot January weekend.
Leeds Rhinos take on Celtic Crusaders at that hotbed of rugby, Wrexham, tomorrow night. The main match is over at the Stoop, though, on Saturday afternoon. Harlequins, the Ken Barlow of rugby league, take on Wakefield Wildcats, in a contest as eagerly awaited as a Swine Flu jab.
Come on Quins - do something remotely interesting for a change. Spontaneously combust on the pitch, throw a grenade up Steveo's nostrils, anything to relieve the boredom of watching you play turgid rugby every few weeks.
Leeds Rhinos take on Celtic Crusaders at that hotbed of rugby, Wrexham, tomorrow night. The main match is over at the Stoop, though, on Saturday afternoon. Harlequins, the Ken Barlow of rugby league, take on Wakefield Wildcats, in a contest as eagerly awaited as a Swine Flu jab.
Come on Quins - do something remotely interesting for a change. Spontaneously combust on the pitch, throw a grenade up Steveo's nostrils, anything to relieve the boredom of watching you play turgid rugby every few weeks.