Has he died and gone to faeces heaven or is he being held against his will by TrueBlue.
Other suggestions of his whereabouts please?
Other suggestions of his whereabouts please?
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Tarquin Fauntleroy
- Thread starter Cricko
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Rob Noxious
Retro Supremo⭐
Maybe he's doing one of his 'Medallion Man' Road Shows for his 'Disco Inferno' tour of the country's old folks' homes?
Stats
aka Ian Poulter
Locked in a cupboard with Jimmy Corbett at Barry Harris's house.
Bob Cratchitt
Devil's Advocate
That is a scary thought, especially as BARRY HARRIS has moved about since then i wonder how he fobbed off the removal men on the two overlarge boxes, on that note do you reckon Leeboy knows that Barry has left and that he can be done for voyeurism now?
Berrichonne shrimper
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Just like wiggy he is one of you owners so why dont you tell us where you are.
davewebbsbrain
Webby⭐
There is no mod funny enough to posts the things that Tarquin posts!! He is probably on holiday.
Pubey
Guest
Benidorm aren't gonna know what's hit them
EastStandBlue
Life President
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Benidorm? I'd imagine a holiday for Tarquin is 5 nights in the Bognor Travellodge with 5 crates of cheap lager, 6 bottles of even cheaper whisky and a hooker he picked up from the seafront of £50 a bacon sarnie.
bucket&spade.f.c
SUFC Tour Organiser 2012
OldBlueLady
Junior Blues Coordinator⭐⭐
There's not been anything anywhere near Tarquin territory to comment on recently. Just get some good old sex back on the Zone and I'm sure he'll come leaping out of the woodwork!
Yours sincerely :OBL:
Yours sincerely :OBL:
OldBlueLady
Junior Blues Coordinator⭐⭐
Oh my God Cricko!!!
:D....:happy:
* ORM *
Still Loves Emma Bunton. Roy McDonough is God!
I heard he had turned to God.
Who then said "You've gotta be joking, get out of here".
Who then said "You've gotta be joking, get out of here".
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