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The greatest name in Hattrick?

Even better, check out the players of team 60616!

Actually, I'll save you the effort:

Bo Tiktak
TSI = 3 810 , 20 years, solid form
Has disastrous experience and wretched leadership abilities

Love Raming
TSI = 1 750 , 17 years, inadequate form
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities [Quick]

Fokke de Kok
TSI = 360 , 22 years, inadequate form
Has disastrous experience and solid leadership abilities [Unpredictable]

Whakarewapounamu Badger
TSI = 1 210 , 33 years, solid form
Has brilliant experience and wretched leadership abilities

Boris Johnson
TSI = 18 440 , 22 years, passable form
Has wretched experience and solid leadership abilities

Randy Beavers
TSI = 5 100 , 31 years, solid form
Has excellent experience and weak leadership abilities

Stephen Hawkins
TSI = 440 , 19 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities

General Mosquito
TSI = 13 330 , 21 years, inadequate form
Has wretched experience and poor leadership abilities

Isaac C0cks
TSI = 760 , 22 years, passable form
Has poor experience and weak leadership abilities

Robert ******
TSI = 83 420 , 27 years, solid form
Has formidable experience and wretched leadership abilities [Powerful]

Angry Death
TSI = 820 , 22 years, weak form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities [Unpredictable]

David Cameron
TSI = 520 , 31 years, solid form
Has passable experience and wretched leadership abilities [Quick]

D1ck Hamburger
TSI = 10 , 37 years, weak form
Has weak experience and disastrous leadership abilities

Sad Hussein
TSI = 340 , 31 years, passable form
Has solid experience and poor leadership abilities [Quick]

Willy Janke
TSI = 0 , 40 years, wretched form
Has wretched experience and poor leadership abilities [Unpredictable]

Pedro Gay
TSI = 1 720 , 17 years, inadequate form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities

Fatty Smeltz
TSI = 1 100 , 22 years, inadequate form
Has wretched experience and inadequate leadership abilities

Atse Leppers
TSI = 590 , 19 years, excellent form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities

**** Byrne
TSI = 560 , 22 years, inadequate form
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities

Alan Partridge
TSI = 510 , 17 years, passable form
Has disastrous experience and disastrous leadership abilities

Yoda W@nkerl
TSI = 3 010 , 19 years, excellent form
Has disastrous experience and passable leadership abilities

Priest Blocker
TSI = 520 , 20 years, solid form
Has disastrous experience and wretched leadership abilities [Head]

Gaylord Curry
TSI = 460 , 27 years, wretched form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities [Quick]

Can Do
TSI = 230 , 23 years, wretched form
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities

Harry Vagana
TSI = 410 , 20 years, poor form
Has disastrous experience and weak leadership abilities

Charlie Bum
TSI = 1 070 , 22 years, solid form
Has disastrous experience and inadequate leadership abilities
 
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Even better, check out the players of team 60616!

Love Raming
Fokke de Kok
Angry Death
Fatty Smeltz
Priest Blocker
Gaylord Curry
Those HT Guys... they have a pretty weird sense of what people's names should be...!! That bloke is only a Richard Head, Mike Hunt and Drew Peac0ck short of a full-house...

:hilarious:

Priest Blocker... I think that wins the prize...!

:angel:
 
I'll have to stop reading these as they're making me laugh out loud in the office, General Mosquito, love it!

In case you hadn't checked, the first guy was called Shakes Minge!
 

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