The most ****ed at a Southend game.

[Barry the dog]

Quote[/b] (* ORM * @ April 22 2004,13:23)]I cannot honestly remember being ****ed at a Southend game, but there are plenty where I wish I had been.

In days of yore I used to watch Spurs from the Shelf when Southend were oop north. Other than England matches (due to corporate entertainment) the one and only time I had way too many was at a home game versus West Ham. Had trouble standing up and nearly didn't permanently after I started singing I'm for ever blowing bubbles. Saved only by the intervention of someone that recognised me.

You have never been ****ed at a Southend game?

Jesus mate you must be suffering from post traumatic stress, i would go to the quack.

 

[Got any Spall shorts]

If you could times together how boozed + other stuff i was for both Col Ewe games, I think that would take some beating. Those poor poor student girls who we stayed with in colchester that night got educated the southend way

 

[Suffolk Blue]

Only ever been really pi$$ed at a blues match once. Colchester away sometime back when we used to wear butcher's coats. A bunch of us drank all the night before and through the night, we somehow managed to find our way to Colchester on the train, where I offered a police dog some of my vodka, got a hefty kick up the arris from its handler and had the rest of my vodka confiscated. I got into the ground, fell asleep, woke up at the end and staggered home while eveyone around me was having lots of fun. I decided then that football is more enjoyable sober.

 

[stid]

I've been ****ed at Southend games a few times over the years but have to go right back to the late 70's for the worst ever.

Friday night match home to Newport (drew 1-1 apparently). Colleague/fellow supporter's 21st birthday, pub at lunchtime, pub before game. I watched a 22 a side match with 2 refs, 4 linesmen and a pitch that kept swaying in front of me. I had to be propped up for much of the game.

Of course, this terrible experience made me take the pledge and I've never been ****ed at a match since. Well, not against Newport anyway.

 

[Gremlin]

Middlesbrough away at Ayresome Park sometime in the early 90's. We were stuck on an open terrace in the corner of the ground. I think the final score was 1-1.

I'd got an early train out of King's Cross (not a dry train!) and spent a good few hours in a pub before the game too. I can remember marvelling about how cheap the beer was and then.....not much else.

Any details about the game would be much appreciated.

 

[Javea Shrimper]

When we put six past Oxford a few years ago I missed four of the goals due to a weak bladder developed after consumption of more than a few beers. Very soon my mates were encouraging me to head off for the pit for the rest of the match ...

WS

 

[Kenny]

I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season.

 

[ShrimperJim]

I never get ****ed before a game.

 

[Javea Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season.  

Okey-dokey ... I nominate Scriv for Macclesfield away last season ...

And for the "Worst Hangover at a Match" award, I nominate Shooter McGavin for the game at Cardiff last month!

WS

 

[LITTLEMAN]

Most ****ed at a Southend game for me would be Darlo away last year. TCB's Xmas Party, many beers on the way up included the worst beer i have ever drunk (Dave The Shrimper bought a crate of Fink Brau with him )

Drinking in the town for a few hours and Hound wins a crate of Carlsberg for the journey home. Go to game, but leave at half time due to some of the worst stewarding i have seen at a football ground. Head back to that pub for a few hours then head home with the crate of beer.

 

[TerryintheWest]

Shrewsbury away last year springs to mind

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Javea Shrimper @ April 22 2004,18:53)]

Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season.  

Okey-dokey ... I nominate Scriv for Macclesfield away last season ...

I nominate Ian for Bournemouth away last season.

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season.  

A fantastic weekend.

 

[McScriven]

Quote[/b] (Javea Shrimper @ April 22 2004,18:53)]

Quote[/b] (Kenny @ April 22 2004,18:33)]I would like to nominate Napster for York away last season.  

Okey-dokey ... I nominate Scriv for Macclesfield away last season ...

And for the "Worst Hangover at a Match" award, I nominate Shooter McGavin for the game at Cardiff last month!

WS

That's what drinking about 7 cans of Strongbow before you get to Macclesfield does to you!

 

[McScriven]

Although I think Swansea away with Ninja a few years a go was worse. Seven double vodkas and Red Bull didn't help!