The New Face of Sky

[southend4ever]

I have been holding on to some very confidential news since Saturday.

I am told that Sky will make an announcement tomorrow that they have signed a deal with a very high profile name to be the new face of their advertising campaigns for the next 5 years.

It's due to be one of the largest in history.

I don't think this is in the public domain yet... has anyone heard about it? Any guesses?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Jimmy Saville?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Pippa Middleton to show she's down with the proles.

 

[ian_the_girth]

Gary Lineker / David Beckham

 

[marvel315]

christopher biggins???

 

[Napster]

Rio Alderton.

 

[southend4ever]

Jimmy Saville?

No - he's dead.

 

[southend4ever]

Pippa Middleton to show she's down with the proles.

Haha! No not Pippa.

 

[southend4ever]

Gary Lineker / David Beckham

Well come on, which one?

 

[southend4ever]

christopher biggins???

Nope, that would be awesome - but no! He wouldn't know what to do with the money!

 

[Pubey]

Pete Townshend?

 

[chapperzUK]

Barry Corr?

 

[ian_the_girth]

Well come on, which one?

David Beckham

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Ray Parlour?

 

[Pubey]

Beckham would make sense. Their coverage of him since moving to PSG has been mental. The main story this morning was about him being an unused sub last night.

 

[Bielzibubz]

It has to be Beckham. It's the only scenario that makes sense. Although I'd much rather see Pipper Middleton talking complete tosh in a false mockney accent than I would Beckham.

 

[pickledseal]

I heard it was supposed to be Ant and Dec before TrueBlue exposed them as druggys.

 

[WightShrimper]

Suppose it has to be Tilly.

 

[steveo]

No - he's dead.

Suppose that rules out Doris Thirkettle and Kenny Ball too then.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

The Chuckle Brothers.