Thursday 9th February 2017
I forgot to mention the other day that Graham Alexander called me up on Sunday, about Neal Bishop's sending off. He says that as I'm always up before the FA that maybe I could put in a good word. He said Neal's a young 35 year old lad who thought that kicking an opponent off the ball was all part of the rules. I says I'll have a word for him and in return, I'll expect Graham's boys to thrash our play-off rivals in the upcoming games. He said it's a deal, as he put the phone down. I calls up Demi and asks if he'll write an email saying he didn't mind being booted up in the air and he agrees!
Demi did ask for a favour in return, as his sister had a leaky cistern and wanted him to pop round, so could he miss training on Monday and Tuesday. I says aye, no problem, but why will it take so long. He says cos she lives in Nicosia! .. I cannae say no, so off he goes to collect his car from Roots Hall for the drive to Gatwick.
So, yesterday, he's still not back for training and not answering his phone, so I'm getting concerned. Whitey says not to worry, as he'll fill in at right-back, but I'm having none of it. Eventually, I get a call to report urgently to Roots Hall. When I arrive, there's a team of firemen in the car park with cranes and ropes. I asks what's going on and they say there's a fella trapped at the bottom of one of the potholes!. Turns out it's old Demi. Eventually, he is winched free. He'd been down there since Sunday neet. I asks what it was like and he says it was dark, scary and lonely. Bit like living in Walsall. He also found a few things at the bottom and after a coffee, he tells me. Would you believe it, 20 bags of onions, an old war chest and the remains of Nile Ranger's career! .. Funny what you find when you're not even looking!
Good news is he is fully recovered and fit for Saturday, though his sister Isn't best pleased with us!