the prison system!!

[South Bank Hank]

I think the Government should broadcast a number of gameshows in which the convicted criminals fight for their lives, hosted of course by John Fashanu.

The show would follow on from the highly successful Gladiators series, with criminal 'Runners' attempting to survive while being chased by 'Stalkers' who will kill them for cash and prizes. These stalkers would resemble professional wrestlers but with ornate weaponry, costumes and clever nicknames.

Criminals who survive would be released with their crimes pardoned. Less successful criminals could celebrate their freedom through death.

I think it's a great idea. Even if it doesn't run, it could make a great film.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I think the Government should broadcast a number of gameshows in which the convicted criminals fight for their lives, hosted of course by John Fashanu.

The show would follow on from the highly successful Gladiators series, with criminal 'Runners' attempting to survive while being chased by 'Stalkers' who will kill them for cash and prizes. These stalkers would resemble professional wrestlers but with ornate weaponry, costumes and clever nicknames.

Criminals who survive would be released with their crimes pardoned. Less successful criminals could celebrate their freedom through death.

I think it's a great idea. Even if it doesn't run, it could make a great film.

My name is Stephen King and you will be hearing from my solicitors!

 

[steveo]

must admit I am thinking of jacking in my job, wife and kids for a nice seven to ten stretch in a category A prison.

How are planning to secure the 7 to 10 Cyril?

 

[South Bank Hank]

My name is Stephen King and you will be hearing from my solicitors!

No, no, no, it's different.
This is set in Grays.

 

[Mad Cyril]

How are planning to secure the 7 to 10 Cyril?

Probably a nice little tickle on a building society or armoured car.

I obviously want a bit of respect on the inside but not so much that I can't make friends.

 

[MK Shrimper]

No, no, no, it's different.
This is set in Grays.

Awooooooga!

 

[graysblue]

I think the Government should broadcast a number of gameshows in which the convicted criminals fight for their lives, hosted of course by John Fashanu.

The show would follow on from the highly successful Gladiators series, with criminal 'Runners' attempting to survive while being chased by 'Stalkers' who will kill them for cash and prizes. These stalkers would resemble professional wrestlers but with ornate weaponry, costumes and clever nicknames.

Criminals who survive would be released with their crimes pardoned. Less successful criminals could celebrate their freedom through death.

I think it's a great idea. Even if it doesn't run, it could make a great film.

that would make a decent film i reckon


i will be back!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

that would make a decent film i reckon


i will be back!!

 

[graysblue]

who is that dude?

looks a foreigner to me.

 

[steveo]

I thought we had finished with the next American President thread.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Even better......send them packing on a boat to a far away land that is hot and sunny with amazing scenery and fantastic beaches!!!!!

Whilst we all stay in a damp windy wet gloomy land

and a severe drought!