Bentley's Absurd Gait
Guest
We all know that we concede too many goals from set plays, and this has been attributed to a lack of height on the part of our custodian and centre backs. Two of the goals in last night's rout have also been summarised thus: 'I blame the dwarf in nets'.
But that's not it. What we lack is hair. Our players are clean shaven with skinheads or nice smart short haircuts. This is not the way to defend. We need Mick Mills style taches and Shane Westley mullets. Facial hair and flowing locks equals clean sheets. A dream back four would be:
Left Back - Barry Chuckle
Centre Back - Chuck Norris
Centre Back - Barry Gibb
Right Back - Burt Reynolds (wearing a wig)
And in goal, Steven Seagal
Ron, Tilly, make it happen.
But that's not it. What we lack is hair. Our players are clean shaven with skinheads or nice smart short haircuts. This is not the way to defend. We need Mick Mills style taches and Shane Westley mullets. Facial hair and flowing locks equals clean sheets. A dream back four would be:
Left Back - Barry Chuckle
Centre Back - Chuck Norris
Centre Back - Barry Gibb
Right Back - Burt Reynolds (wearing a wig)
And in goal, Steven Seagal
Ron, Tilly, make it happen.