Mad Cyril
The Fresh Prince of Belfairs⭐⭐
AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.
hahaha!!!.........men, make sure that your lady always gets to sleep in the wet patch by
ejaculating into her side of the bed before she gets into it.
can't get a blow job? Simply strip bollock naked, plonk yourself
arse-first into an empty dustbin, and you should be able
to do it yourself. Use a pile of tyres instead of a dustbin if you
require deep throat.
If you have managed to disable your left shift key, backspace key, and the a, s, d, f keys, get a new keyboard.
Really? So one doesn't post for help on a public forum before first checking for hardware issues?
Well, you live and learn
Really? So one doesn't post for help on a public forum before first checking for hardware issues?
Well, you live and learn
when on holiday in portugal, don't leave your kids asleep unattended whilst you are wineing and dining.
when on holiday in portugal, don't leave your kids asleep unattended whilst you are wineing and dining.