Things that aren't criminal, but should be.....

[C C Csiders]

....in your opinion.

In mine (sentence in brackets):

1. Any congregation of more than 5 people under the age of 18 after dusk (round them up and put them in the services)

2. Walking a dog without a lead (dog to be immediately destroyed)

3. Old people at cash machines (all assets to be confiscated and given to Polish immigrants as a thank you for their forefathers brave assistance during World War II)

 

[J]

Old people at check outs. (life in jail)

African women who walk at a half mile an hour with babies swaddled to their backs.. (sell the baby)

Women drivers who can't park and chavs with **** cars and alloys - cars crushed, with them in it.

 

[Pubey]

kids in public with music blaring out of their mobile phones (punishment to Clockwork Orange-style endure the whole back catalogue of Merzbow)

 

[sufcintheprem]

Losing when all-in after the flop to someone with only 3 outs

 

[BrettieAngell]

kids in public with music blaring out of their mobile phones (punishment to Clockwork Orange-style endure the whole back catalogue of Merzbow)

yes, yes and thrice yes!

 

[londonblue]

Supporting Leyton Orient (Forced to buy a Leyton Orient season ticket).

 

[C C Csiders]

Losing when all-in after the flop to someone with only 3 outs

Eh? Are you a spokesman for Stonewall?:confused:

 

[sufcintheprem]

Eh? Are you a spokesman for Stonewall?:confused:

I'm not sure how our members can 'lose', nor do I see the relevance of my position within the organisation.

That is all.

 

[fredheim_holm]

Not being gay in itself, as people have the right to do as they wish. But, talking in a gay voice and prancing around like they have something stuck up their bum.

If you like men, fine, but don't try and show everyone that you're different.

And no, I don't believe 90% of gays are born with that voice, although some may have, and for them, I apologise.

 

[C C Csiders]

Not being gay in itself, as people have the right to do as they wish. But, talking in a gay voice and prancing around like they have something stuck up their bum.

If you like men, fine, but don't try and show everyone that you're different.

And no, I don't believe 90% of gays are born with that voice, although some may have, and for them, I apologise.

Ooooooooh! Get her!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Walking along the street with your hand down your trousers and rolling your shoulders like you're a gangster rapper (said hand to be chopped off)

 

[fredheim_holm]

Ooooooooh! Get her!

:hilarious:

I must admit CCCsiders, some of your posts do crack me up

 

[class]

Losing when all-in after the flop to someone with only 3 outs

Or even 2 outs!!

:fury:

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Supporting Leyton Orient (Forced to buy a Leyton Orient season ticket).

Too late :(

 

[Yer Blues]

:hilarious:

I must admit CCCsiders, some of your posts do crack me up

unlike this borderline homophobic one

Not being gay in itself, as people have the right to do as they wish. But, talking in a gay voice and prancing around like they have something stuck up their bum.

If you like men, fine, but don't try and show everyone that you're different.

And no, I don't believe 90% of gays are born with that voice, although some may have, and for them, I apologise.

 

[J]

unlike this borderline homophobic one

given up with you

 

[chadded]

People who try and sue because they broke a fingernail. Get some Accident insurance for sucks fake.

 

[fredheim_holm]

unlike this borderline homophobic one

You really do talk crap sometimes mate.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Anyone with earphones in listening to "music" where everybody else has to suffer the same - usually bad taste -in music.

Also irresponsible parents who allow their youngsters aged around 5-8 to watch DVDs or play computer games where the aim is to shoot in grotesque detail opponents, and then they wonder why the kids have trouble with their behaviour at school.

 

[fredheim_holm]

Also irresponsible parents who allow their youngsters aged around 5-8 to watch DVDs or play computer games where the aim is to shoot in grotesque detail opponents, and then they wonder why the kids have trouble with their behaviour at school.

I totally agree on that one OBL.