Things you would pay people to do if you were rich.

[Mad Cyril]

I would have a PA responsible for shelling pistachio nuts, peeling all that white **** from satsumas and cleaning the Breville sandwich toaster after use.

 

[Pubey]

Prostate massage.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Prostate massage.

Don't have to be rich for that. I'm sure if you wave a tenner at a lady in a massage parlour she'd oil up a finger.

 

[united we stand]

post crap on here to save ne the effort :winking:

 

[MK Shrimper]

post crap on here to save ne the effort :winking:

and thats the job for me. :smile:

 

[RHB]

and thats the job for me. :smile:

But surely, NR are paying you to do that already?

 

[Pubey]

But surely, NR are paying you to do that already?

In theory, but his pay cheque regularly turns up late and is only half the size it should be.

 

[MK Shrimper]

But surely, NR are paying you to do that already?

Bazinga! :hilarious:

In theory, but his pay cheque regularly turns up late and is only half the size it should be.

Cheque? Have I fallen asleep and woke up in 1982? :stunned:

 

[Pubey]

Bazinga! :hilarious:



Cheque? Have I fallen asleep and woke up in 1982? :stunned:

Cheques aren't the only thing stuck in the 80s at NR.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Cheques aren't the only thing stuck in the 80s at NR.

You ain't wrong sunshine.

 

[londonblue]

I'd pay a flying instructor to get me through my instrument rating.

Boring aren't I?

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

I would have a PA responsible for shelling pistachio nuts, peeling all that white **** from satsumas and cleaning the Breville sandwich toaster after use.

You want your PA to take the pith?

 

[Benfleet A1]

I'd need someone to clean up after the dogs, truly a full time job. Only those with no sense of smell need apply.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I'd need someone to clean up after the dogs, truly a full time job. Only those with no sense of smell need apply.

There was a letter in Viz that said something along the lines of......


If a dogs sense of smell is a million times more sensitive than a humans then why do I start retching when cleaning up my dogs faeces yet he can stick his nose right into a pile of it without being sick?

 

[Benfleet A1]

Ain't that the truth. My two fart as well and can clear the room in seconds. Delightful in the middle of dinner.:'(

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Ironing. Hate it. One of those things that only your mum does best.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ironing. Hate it. One of those things that only your mum does best.

I find it oddly karmic and zen like.

 

[londonblue]

Ironing. Hate it. One of those things that only your mum does best.

I find it oddly karmic and zen like.

Same here. I've even offered to iron 10 shirts at a skills auction to raise money for my kids' school.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

I find it oddly karmic and zen like.

What' your address? I'll pay for the return postage....

 

[MK Shrimper]

What' your address? I'll pay for the return postage....

No.1 SodoffLane
YouLazyGit
Milton Keynes.
DO1 Matey.

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