Things you wouldn't have done only if you knew....

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Things you would never have done if only you had known......

I will kick it off with "I would never have eaten danish bacon if i'd known"

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/sex-animals-banned-denmark_n_5975828.html?1413199994

 

[londonblue]

Had I have known, I would never have spayed Gold Spot Mouth Spray up my nose.

 

[dingleydangley]

I would have read the label and used a soft brush before applying a treatment for scabies to my bollocks.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Had I have known, I would never have spayed Gold Spot Mouth Spray up my nose.

Not sure but i think spayed is what you do to a cat.

If only i would have known i would not of opened a 55 gallon can with an angle grinder and there fore not blowing my house up and hurting mysel.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I'm sure there's something about a fridge....

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Things you would never have done if only you had known......

I will kick it off with "I would never have eaten danish bacon if i'd known"

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/13/sex-animals-banned-denmark_n_5975828.html?1413199994

Whaaaaaaattttttttt...They allow bestiality in Denmark.

I can just imagine the scene

'How is your bacon sir'

'Rather salty'

'That will be the semen sir'

 

[Special Blue]

I'm sure there's something about a fridge....

You could always ask BS if you can borrow his angle grinder!

 

[Mad Cyril]

I wouldn't have mugged off Torquay Youth.

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Whaaaaaaattttttttt...They allow bestiality in Denmark.

I can just imagine the scene

'How is your bacon sir'

'Rather salty'

'That will be the semen sir'

No doubt there will be some weirdo's rushing to book trips before it becomes law LOL

 

[* ORM *]

Regrets? I've had a few.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Regrets? I've had a few.

As long as it doesn't involve animals, you're in the clear. :stunned: