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Thursday joke

Napster

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'A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

'The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

'Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him...

In a final ruling , custody was granted to C********r United as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.'
 
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