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GNH

Fish House Ultras⭐
Joined
Oct 26, 2003
Messages
2,960
Location
Rayleigh
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hails Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father , it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the Priest asks, "who is this Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the Priest. "Go out and say ten Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the Priest is preparing to deliver his sermon, when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the mens eyes fall upon her as she slowy sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The Priest and the altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone style.
The Priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies................











"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes"
 

Napster

The Horse with no Name⭐
Joined
Oct 27, 2003
Messages
35,438
Location
The wilds of Kent
ba-doom tish.

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Durera

Director
Joined
Oct 27, 2003
Messages
2,210
Location
Thorpe Bay
<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>And another recipient of &#39;Jokes For Blokes&#39; by WH Smith&#39;s then?&#33;</span>
 

RobM.

Manager
Joined
Oct 31, 2003
Messages
1,186
Location
Corringham
Two pears in a pub. One says &quot;Have you got a van I can borrow?&quot;
His mate replies &quot;No but I avacado&#33;&quot; (He had a cold).


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