Barmy Army
Director
I think he meant more with the fact that he runs his heart out, wins balls in the air, but can't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo from 18 yards.[b said:
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Tilly eyes McGleish
- Thread starter ShrimperJim
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...apart from all those goals he scored last season?
Barmy Army
Director
Hence me saying from 18 yards.[b said:
17 yards and under, and Drewe's lethal!
Fair point (although not about Drewe being lethal from any distance)
However, just to be argumentative, who the hell could hit a donkey's arse with a banjo from 18 yards?
However, just to be argumentative, who the hell could hit a donkey's arse with a banjo from 18 yards?
TerryintheWest
Guest
This could be a fund-raising opportunity for the Shrimpers Trust at the Meet the Blues day on August 1st. Now who's got a banjo, a donkey and a surveyor's tape measure? I'll collect the money, 50p a go sound ok?
Beaver
Resident Rodent
But would Richards be willing to come back just for MTBD[b said:Quote[/b] (TerryintheWest @ May 26 2004,10:05)]This could be a fund-raising opportunity for the Shrimpers Trust at the Meet the Blues day on August 1st. Now who's got a banjo, a donkey and a surveyor's tape measure? I'll collect the money, 50p a go sound ok?
TerryintheWest
Guest
He might do if we said that it was to see his "Wall of Fame" entry
Perhaps if the club did away with the "Shoot for a Car" competition next year and commissioned a banner with a donkey on it, we could then have the lucky winner of the half time draw throwing a banjo from the "D" and winning a prize for hitting the donkey's @rse. I'm on the phone to Commercial
Perhaps if the club did away with the "Shoot for a Car" competition next year and commissioned a banner with a donkey on it, we could then have the lucky winner of the half time draw throwing a banjo from the "D" and winning a prize for hitting the donkey's @rse. I'm on the phone to Commercial
Top idea. We could just have a picture of Richards.
Beaver
Resident Rodent
The only problem I see with that TITW is that we have had so many Donkeys playing for us the Goalmouth would be full.
Which one would you need to hit to win a prize.
Which one would you need to hit to win a prize.
Barmy Army
Director
I don't care how it's done, but make sure that my name is there for suggesting the phrase at least!
It could be to win the car you have to throw a small banjo at a small donkey from the D, and for another prize throw a large banjo at the same small donkey from the penalty spot.
It could be to win the car you have to throw a small banjo at a small donkey from the D, and for another prize throw a large banjo at the same small donkey from the penalty spot.
TerryintheWest
Guest
Beaver, you are mistaken!! A Donkey has never played for Southend United but a Pidgeon, Pike, Hogg, Lamb, Gibbons, Bullock, Bird, Martin, Duck, Wolfe, Whale and an Otter(ulakowski) have. However if you want to throw a banjo at a player try D'Arcy
Beaver
Resident Rodent
Bloody hell you've got that book out again
tr0ublegum
First XI
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Just to let you know lads, McGleish doesn't live in Southend, he lives in North London.
And you're welcome to him - he's can't really cut it in Division 2. Of his 17 goals last season (the best of his career), only 10 were against Division 2 opponents and 2 of those were penalties. I'm sure he'd do a job keeping you in Division 3 though.
And you're welcome to him - he's can't really cut it in Division 2. Of his 17 goals last season (the best of his career), only 10 were against Division 2 opponents and 2 of those were penalties. I'm sure he'd do a job keeping you in Division 3 though.
Guest
Guest
London is a region of Southend, didn't you know?
ShrimperJim
Coach
Sudden invasion of Col Ewe again.
Why come on here if your not worried about McGleish leaving?
Why come on here if your not worried about McGleish leaving?
tr0ublegum
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[b said:
Just interested to see what you made of it - it's quite gratifying to watch you lot wetting yourselves about signing a 30 year-old mercenary with one career hat-trick and 35 goals in 3 seasons. Can't think of anywhere better to offload him!
Custard Splat
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Still think you're signing Constantine do you??[b said:
We may be wetting ourselves about McGleish... but you lot are keeping Simon Brown
tr0ublegum
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One mistake does not make Brown a bad keeper, just because you saw it happen. A career of mediocrity makes McGleish mediocre.
We didn't want Constantine?
We didn't want Constantine?
ShrimperJim
Coach
After looking at your board, seems some of you might commit suicide if he went.[b said:
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McGleish could well go to the shrimpers. Relocation isn't a problem, he'll just need to get himself a caravan
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