Top 12 TV Double Entendres

[Pubey]

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn'tthat nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10 . Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis' misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

 

[Firestorm]

The original "Colemans balls" was in fact a quote by Ron Pickering, And Juanterina opens his legs and shows his Class"

Other classics I recall

The bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willey

and later in the same innings "Willeys out"

 

[canveyshrimper]

The original "Colemans balls" was in fact a quote by Ron Pickering, And Juanterina opens his legs and shows his Class"

Other classics I recall

The bowlers Holding, the batsmans Willey

and later in the same innings "Willeys out"

Brian Johnston perpetrated some classics, also, Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the Pavilion End.

There's Colin Cowdrey at first slip, legs wide apart waiting for a tickle.

 

[londonblue]

When Ian Botham was out hit wicket once the replay showed that he had lost balance and tried to jump over the stumps, but had hit them by mistake. The commentator said that it was "a pathetic attempt at getting his leg over."

That one had me in stitches.

 

[Southampton Shrimper]

When Ian Botham was out hit wicket once the replay showed that he had lost balance and tried to jump over the stumps, but had hit them by mistake. The commentator said that it was "a pathetic attempt at getting his leg over."

That one had me in stitches.

That was actually said on the radio commentary on Test Match Special. Jonathan Agnew said it, which then set off Brian Johnston into a fit of laughter. I remember it even being featured on the BBC TV news, where they played the clip over shots of an empty commentary box at an empty cricket ground. Quite bizarre. Anyway, you can hear that clip again by scrolling down to the bottom of this page.

Those cricket ones posted above I'd heard before, but the first set I think were almost all new to me - absolutely loved them, the funniest thing I've read in a long, long while. Well done, jontosh!