Totty Cup 1 - Sharapova versus Alba

[South Bank Hank]

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SZ Totty Cup
Round 1 Action
Voting closes at 9.00am tomorrow morning.

In Round 1 of the competition, Maria Sharapova (sponsored by MtS) is paired with Jessica Alba (sponsored by number11).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand. Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to SBH who will base his decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Start your engines.

 

[number11]

http://www.benhassad.de/wallpapers/JessicaAlba1024x76808.jpg

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Sorry for being a ******, how do I add a pic?

Get the pic URL (e.g. from Google Images), and then click on the Image icon above (the mountain & sun). Copy the link in. Make sure your link ends in a .jpg or similar format!

 

[C C Csiders]

Sorry for being a ******, how do I add a pic?

Don't let my wife hear you say that, or she will not let you park in the spasmo bay.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

A toughie this one, but Sharapova edges it IMO.

 

[SUFC_Al]

Sharapova for me, has the whole package :D

 

[number11]

hmmm, ok Ive managed a link not an image, so guess in non pc speak Im just semi-re....ok lets not go there.

Anyhow, Jessica Alba.....absolute goddess. Anyone who drive past her in the posters for Sin City without crashing did well. Also looks damn good in Fanastic Four, and that other naff film which seemed to just be an excuse to have her in her bikini for 90 minutes. Perfection, and seems fairly down to earth to boot. Tough tie this one as Sharapova would have been amongst my top pics as well, but I feel she is slightly too tall for a lady, and her breasts are fairly small given the broadness of her shoulders / height....

 

[South Bank Hank]

This poll is very hard.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

This Pole is very hard.

Thanks for that input Tomasz Woijak!!! :p

 

[C C Csiders]

Sharapova as long as she doesn't open her mouth, except for the gruting and groaning of course.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Maria for me! If only for the slight Bond-girl Russian lilt to her accent ;)

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Where's the 'both' option?! This tie should go to extra time and penalties :flamer:

 

[Cricko]

Maria....new balls anyone?

 

[Slipperduke]

Tough one. Really tough one. They're both very tall, aren't they?

Sharapova popped up on Sky Sports once with her hair in bunches and these dangly ear-rings. She then proceeded to giggle and flirt her way through an interview and by the time they went back to the studio, I'd dribbled all over my laptop and knocked by coffee over with my knob. It wasn't my most glorious day in the office. She should win for that and that alone.

 

[The General]

Hmmm. I've voted on all of them so far, but am still stuck on this one!

 

[number11]

Hmmm. I've voted on all of them so far, but am still stuck on this one!

Do these help....


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/AlbaDM2604_468x597.jpg


http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/jessica-alba-celebrity-photo.jpg

http://sayhey.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/snipshot_e4cr4qjc1u2.jpg

 

[Greenelk]

It was indeed unfortunate that these two were drawn against each other so early. Alba for me, but only just.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Do these help....


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/AlbaDM2604_468x597.jpg


http://images.movieeye.com/store/images/jessica-alba-celebrity-photo.jpg

http://sayhey.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/snipshot_e4cr4qjc1u2.jpg

You're using the wrong icon matey! You're posting links!
Try the one a couple down the toolbar.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Come on, it has to be Maria. Jessica Alba is OK, but nothing spesh. Maria is not only stunning, but one of the best tennis players in the world... and she's just so cute and girly (see Slipper's answer above). If you need further convincing...

She actually wins things:

and the clincher:

:D

 

[number11]

You're using the wrong icon matey! You're posting links!
Try the one a couple down the toolbar.

Cheers Glasgie, I cant find the relevant thing below the address box so think it may be the way my tool bar is set up. Thanks for adding those pics though. As I said, Maria is lovely, and makes Wimbledon interesting, specially when waiting to receive serve, but she is a bit too well built and tall for my liking, Alba is far more demure, femine and sexy.