Totty Cup 2 - Alba versus Hazell

[South Bank Hank]

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SZ Totty Cup
Round 2 Action
Voting closes at 9.30am tomorrow morning.

In Round 2 of the competition, Jessica Alba (sponsored by number11) is paired with Keeley Hazell (sponsored by blues_r_best).

Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let your vote be swayed by the evidence at hand. Only place your vote when you are certain.

In the (unlikely?) event of a draw, the final decision will fall to SBH who will base his decision solely on the evidence available in the thread.

Once again, start your engines.

 

[scrounger]

Another tough tie for Jessica!

 

[DTS]

Keeley all the way. In my book she will win this contest.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Tough one to call: Chelsea v Liverpool....

I'll have to rub Mark Lawrenson's moustache to see which way these cookies will crumble into the paella mix.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

As I'm disillusioned by the inability of some people to look beyond large breasts, I refuse to vote for any huge-breasted totty from here on in unless the opposition is ropey as heck.

Good job that Alba is better looking anyway then! ;)

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Having knocked the glorious Ms. Sharapova out of the competition (*sob*), Ms. Alba - with whose work I ought to become more familiar - clearly has something about her.

Hazell is nice, but she's no match for this competition, I feel.

 

[number11]

I fear Alba may have expended too much energy defeating MTS's worthy Sharapova in the clash of the Titans in round one, but I would refer anyone to that thread for just how lovely Miss Alba is. MTS, I would indeed suggest you familiarising yourself with her works....Sin City as its a pretty decent film, and into the Blue, which is apparently awful apart from her only costume chance being from one bikini to another....

Some people supporting Hazells more one dimensional (or is that two dimensional) approach may be from the 'dont look at the mantlepiece' when you are stoking the fire' book, but with Alba there is such all round loveliness that you would be a fool not to study the magnificent mantlepiece whilst stoking the most glorious fire imaginable..... or something like that.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e372/Margaret_Do_Re_Mi/Jessica_Alba_031.jpg

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Nedd photographic evidence guys......

 

[number11]

Nedd photographic evidence guys......

Sorry, as I said yesterday I can only work out how to do a link, but anyone feel free to convert the links to pics....

 

[South Bank Hank]

Alba lounges in the sun

Before taking a dip

And then drying off

 

[MrB]

In defence of young Miss Hazell

 

[blues_r_best]

And my delightful Ms Hazell bares all in a film coming out soon, can't remember what the film's called though.

 

[sufcintheprem]

And my delightful Ms Hazell bares all in a film coming out soon, can't remember what the film's called though.

Slag....I'm voting for Alba

:D

 

[EastStandBlue]

Went to see Alba's new film Good Luck Chuck last night with the bird...


Alba. Is. Amazing.

It's a poor quality picture, but you get the idea...

 

[blues_r_best]

So it's boobs vs. bum,

I wish I was able to search for pictures at work.

 

[SamuraiBlue]

Big jugs don't make a woman!

And, come one, Jessica ha a pretty fine rack too

 

[blues_r_best]

 

[South Bank Hank]

Alba

 

[Mr. Benedict]

This one's remarkably close...

 

[canveyshrimper]

Alba lounges in the sun

Before taking a dip

And then drying off

Blimey this thread ought to carry a Government health warning. Be still my beating heart.:p