Totty Cup - round 1, half-time scores

[Matt the Shrimp]

Well, at half-time in the cup competitions...

Back in the club-house, supping a glass of bubbly and planning their assault on round 2

Holly Vallance (defeating Emma Rigby)
Melissa Theuriau (defeating Denise Richards)
Keely Hazell (defeating Jennifer Ellison)

The home side is feeling comfy, with a healthy lead, and will probably win

Stevens v. Knowles
Hathaway v. Kopylova

In the dressing room, on a knife-edge, throwing tea-cups around and psyching up for the second half

Cuthbert v. Pinder
Sharapova v. Alba
Cotton v. Downes

:)

Matt

 

[South Bank Hank]

I got stuck on Sharapova and Alba in the dressing room.
Back in a minute...

 

[Cricko]

Well, at half-time in the cup competitions...

Back in the club-house, supping a glass of bubbly and planning their assault on round 2

Holly Vallance (defeating Emma Rigby)
Melissa Theuriau (defeating Denise Richards)
Keely Hazell (defeating Jennifer Ellison)

The home side is feeling comfy, with a healthy lead, and will probably win

Stevens v. Knowles
Hathaway v. Kopylova

In the dressing room, on a knife-edge, throwing tea-cups around and psyching up for the second half

Cuthbert v. Pinder
Sharapova v. Alba
Cotton v. Downes

:)

Matt

Are you sure they are not throwing there Jugs around ?;)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

In the dressing room, on a knife-edge, throwing tea-cups around and psyching up for the second half

Cuthbert v. Pinder
Sharapova v. Alba
Cotton v. Downes

:)

Matt

I'm rubbing embrocation into Fearne & geeing her up for the battle to come as we speak :p

 

[Cricko]

I'm rubbing embroaction into Fearne & geeing her up for the battle to come as we speak :p

Erm that isn't White Horse Oil Rich

:eek:

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Well, at half-time in the cup competitions...

Back in the club-house, supping a glass of bubbly and planning their assault on round 2

Holly Vallance (defeating Emma Rigby)
Melissa Theuriau (defeating Denise Richards)
Keely Hazell (defeating Jennifer Ellison)

The home side is feeling comfy, with a healthy lead, and will probably win

Stevens v. Knowles
Hathaway v. Kopylova

In the dressing room, on a knife-edge, throwing tea-cups around and psyching up for the second half

Cuthbert v. Pinder
Sharapova v. Alba
Cotton v. Downes

:)

Matt

:hilarious:

Well put MtS!

 

[blues_r_best]

In the dressing room, on a knife-edge, throwing tea-cups around and psyching up for the second half

Cuthbert v. Pinder
Sharapova v. Alba
Cotton v. Downes

:)

Matt

Cuthbert, Sharapova and Downes should all go through

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Cuthbert, Sharapova and Downes should all go through

Sharapova and Downes will go through, but sadly I can't see the SZ public at large seeing past the boobs of Miss Pindar... :(

 

[SUFC_Al]

Sharapova and Downes will go through, but sadly I can't see the SZ public at large seeing past the boobs of Miss Pindar... :(

couldn't put it better myself, John :hilarious:

 

[Southminster_Shrimper]

Erm that isn't White Horse Oil Rich

:eek:

White horse oil.....jeez, I remember that stuff. Its the olden days equiv of rohypnol.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

In the dressing room, on a knife-edge, throwing tea-cups around and psyching up for the second half

Cuthbert v. Pinder
Sharapova v. Alba
Cotton v. Downes

:)

Matt

Sharapova and Downes have made good starts to the second half, but you can still barely get a fag-paper between Cuthbert & Pinder. A shame for two such impressive fillies to be pitted against each other in the first round, when it seems that either would have fancied their chances against Hathaway, in particular...

:thump:

 

[Slipperduke]

Is anyone else getting a tingle down their spine at the realisation that we were all here for ShrimperZone's finest hour?

In the words of Tony Blair, "This is not a day for soundbites. Truly, I feel the hand of history upon my shoulder."

 

[MK Shrimper]

I have a tingle somewhere..... back in a minute......

 

[Greenelk]

Matt, I think we need an update late this evening, as the voting goes on till 9am in the morning, there could be many further twists to happen still. Especially with the tight ones (the votes, you dirty perverts) such as Cuthbert vs Pinder (actually, possibly more than just the votes, I'll admit)