Matt the Shrimp
aka Harry Potter
Well, as you'd expect, the 2nd round contests are being fought gamely by all the contestants, and as yet it is too early for any of our contestants to be dreaming of the semi-finals. However, the matches are progressing as follows:
Melissa Theuriau v. Rachael Stevens
In what appears so far to be the most one-sided contest, Theuriau has opened up a 2-0 half-time lead against the homely charms of Ms. Stevens. The pint-pot Londoner is sure to fight back in the second half, but at this stage you'd have to fancy the Parisian beauty (and, my goodness, everyone apart from MK Shrimper certainly does appear to fancy her!).
Katie Downes v. Holly Vallance
This contest also seems to be heading into mismatch territory, with the Aussie temptress having put three past the diminutive Darryl (surely Downes? Ed.) in the first half, with only one in reply. The 4' 11" shot stopper has won many fans and is renknowned as having one of the best bottoms in the business. However, former Neighbours star, Vallance, is quite a hottie, and Downes will have to command her area much better if she's going to get back into this contest.
Anne Hathaway v. Lucy Pinder
The battle of the see-through tops is proving to be much more keenly fought than most pundits reckoned. Despite even our female fans recognising that Ms. Pinder boasts "a rack and a half" up front, many feel that Lucy's pneumatic assets are perhaps one-dimensional and are thus plumping for the "kooky" charms of Ms. Hathaway. Although Pinder has a slender half-time advantage, you should expect this contest to go the distance.
Jessica Alba v. Keeley Hazell
In what appears to be the tightest tie of the round, Page 3 "stunna" Hazell has given as good as she has got in the opening half against American actress Alba. The second half looks to be shaping up into a straight T v. A contest, with Hazell sporting a magnificent pair up front while Alba boasts the best tight-end in the business. This one is too close to call, and should go to extra time and maybe even penalties.
Melissa Theuriau v. Rachael Stevens
In what appears so far to be the most one-sided contest, Theuriau has opened up a 2-0 half-time lead against the homely charms of Ms. Stevens. The pint-pot Londoner is sure to fight back in the second half, but at this stage you'd have to fancy the Parisian beauty (and, my goodness, everyone apart from MK Shrimper certainly does appear to fancy her!).
Katie Downes v. Holly Vallance
This contest also seems to be heading into mismatch territory, with the Aussie temptress having put three past the diminutive Darryl (surely Downes? Ed.) in the first half, with only one in reply. The 4' 11" shot stopper has won many fans and is renknowned as having one of the best bottoms in the business. However, former Neighbours star, Vallance, is quite a hottie, and Downes will have to command her area much better if she's going to get back into this contest.
Anne Hathaway v. Lucy Pinder
The battle of the see-through tops is proving to be much more keenly fought than most pundits reckoned. Despite even our female fans recognising that Ms. Pinder boasts "a rack and a half" up front, many feel that Lucy's pneumatic assets are perhaps one-dimensional and are thus plumping for the "kooky" charms of Ms. Hathaway. Although Pinder has a slender half-time advantage, you should expect this contest to go the distance.
Jessica Alba v. Keeley Hazell
In what appears to be the tightest tie of the round, Page 3 "stunna" Hazell has given as good as she has got in the opening half against American actress Alba. The second half looks to be shaping up into a straight T v. A contest, with Hazell sporting a magnificent pair up front while Alba boasts the best tight-end in the business. This one is too close to call, and should go to extra time and maybe even penalties.
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