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colonelnutter

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I have had a traumatic few months and seek advice.

After nearly 13 years in a senior role it became clear that my number was up. I took a voluntary severance deal which leaves me ok sort of financially but my confidence and self esteem have taken a pounding. I have had anxiety attacks and feel at times that in my late forties I am on the scrap heap.

However this all paled into significance the other day when I came out of the shower and caught sight of myself in the mirror. I saw that my penis now looks incredibly like Rolf Harris' nose.

My question is have others had any similar traumas ie their genitals resembling other disgraced celebrities? And if so what coping mechanisms have you used? Maybe we can set up a support group?
 
I comprehend your pain, another 10 years and you could morph into a David Bellamy down below, or too much talc and a proper Santa-like.
 
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