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Unisex Toilets.

Don't forget, locks on cubicle doors are also a privilege. It is assumed that blokes only use the cubicle to rack up a massive line of chang, so having a dump means a bit of improvisational contortionism (hovering above the pan, with your undercrackers round your ankles, simultaneously outstretching one of you limbs to press against the door).

Ooh I’d forgotten about the bugle rule.

11 - the Vaseline smeared on the ledges, is not intended for applying to chapped lips.
 
12. All level surfaces will be changed to an angle of 47.6 degrees. The tipping point of Columbia’s average uk blend, adjusted for talc cutting .
toilets lids Will be removed forthwith, but look on the bright side ladies at least you won’t have to lift it to see the Chernobyl type disaster waiting for you
 
Must have been an outcry as plans are being shelved and we'll still have gender specific loo's. The women or MKQ can pee/poo easily......
 
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