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Vange Shrimper

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- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

- The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

- A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

- A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.

-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour.

- The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

- The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s
like a human jumping the length of a football field.

- The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

- Butterflies taste with their feet.

- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than left-handed people.

- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

- A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

- Starfish have no brains.

- Polar bears are left-handed.

- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
 
Is someone bored?
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Mar. 26 2004,16:46)]- A cat’s urine glows under a black light
Surely, the one "fact" which proves that all of these are total and utter bollax?

I'm sure, however, that the physicists here will explain to me how one can have "black light"...

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Matt
 
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Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Mar. 26 2004,19:18)]If they are true, i sooo wanna come back as a pig!!
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Back?

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Sorry Hils, only teasin' - I couldn't resist. The door was left wide open, I just had to walk through...

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Matt
 
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Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Mar. 26 2004,19:18)]If they are true, i sooo wanna come back as a pig!!
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Sorry Hils, only teasin' - I couldn't resist.  The door was left wide open, I just had to walk through...

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Matt
Get ya coat, walk out, and shut the door behind ya
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Mar. 26 2004,16:46)]- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Can't be true - I've known Big Chris for longer than that and there hasn't been a nuclear winter in Southend yet.......

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Lion / Pig, Lion / Pig, Lion / Pig, Lion / Pig..........................


Lion, lets go for quantity rather that quality
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Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Mar. 26 2004,16:46)]- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
I know lots of birds like that.


Your the bloke that knows VS aren't you?  
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Matt the Shrimp @ Mar. 26 2004,17:44)]I'm sure, however, that the physicists here will explain to me how one can have "black light"...
I thought I would never see the day when Mts would not know something that I thought was general knowledge.
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You see it is a common term in the theatre, luvvie.

Matt just so you can get a more indepth fact of 'black light' try this link
 
Men think of sex for an average of 2 hours a day.

Blimey, I think of it for at least 20 hours. The other four being football.
 
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Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Mar. 29 2004,16:45)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Andu @ Mar. 29 2004,16:23)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Mar. 26 2004,16:46)]- An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
I know lots of birds like that.


Your the bloke that knows VS aren't you?  
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oit! Dont be mean
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