Question Weather

[TrueBlue]

Are you getting tired off all the hoo harr and the bull crap sir Michael Smiffish is posting ?

This man should be removed from the site forthwith for crimes against blaggers

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Must admit it seems to get very technical. Whatever happened to the centuries old methods of predicting the weather, like the way the clouds were forming, spiders spinning their webs anti clockwise and seagulls flying at low heights?. (Perhaps canvey Shrimper can enlighten us?). Send Smiffy out in a tent to the countryside for a month to collate 'down to earth' weather patterns by observing the wild life.

 

[ibwiajwa]

It was autumn and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed." the Meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," said the meteorologist, "I think it will be particularly cold this year."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of
the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."