Wedding drama

[Pubey]

Tell me your stories!

My friend Baz just returned from panama with this story:

"So Maeve had just split from her fella of 7 years, 5 weeks prior to the wedding by they were still coming together as he was the photographer for the wedding. On the night of the welcome dinner he finds her in their bed with some other brere whose also a wedding guest. The guy loses it big time, knocks out this dude, slaps Maeve and comes storming back to the party absolutely livid. flies home the next day so they had no photographer for the wedding! the dude that got knocked out carried on nailing Maeve for the whole wedding weekend!"

Maeve also caused drama with one of my mates when we went to Baz's wedding.

Not a good wedding without some form of family drama or dispute.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Some of my guests turned up in shell suits.

Luckily they were the lobsters we were going to eat.

 

[ian_the_girth]

a good friend of mine got married three years ago and during the evening reception managed to dislocate his shoulder dancing. i went to A&E with him and we were back at the party within three hours. worst part i had missed out on the cold buffet by this point :sad:.

 

[londonblue]

There was a story on the Danny Baker show last Saturday morning where a person admitted to being given the master copy of the video to look after whilst the bride and groom were on their honeymoon. Unfortunately he recorded a film over it by mistake. (Can't remember which film it was.)

He was worrying about what to say when the couple returned, but was saved by the fact that they split up on their honeymoon. As Danny Baker said, at least there was a happy ending!

Apparently the guy confessed to the groom a few months later, and the groom found it quite funny.

 

[Swiss Tony]

The last wedding I went to was a very sentimental occasion,even the cake was in tiers.:hilarious:

 

[Its Only A Game]

The last wedding I went to was a very sentimental occasion,even the cake was in tiers.:hilarious:

I help my Mrs who is a wedding photographer at most of the weddings she does and that gag must crop up at about every third wedding. Best men should really try harder on google for more obscure jokes.

anyway, at one wedding couple of years ago, during the grooms speech he told his new Mrs that if she didn't shut up he would and I quote "punch her in the vagina".

I think it was taken as a light hearted joke rather than a threat. Had me in fits though, couldn't hold the camera still for 5 minutes :smile: