Whacking of at work

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Got asked today by a colleague if I have even bashed the Bishop at work (which is worrying me a bit to say the least)

Not sure if this has been covered before, but…….

Have you spilt the baby gravy on your work premises?????

 

[MK Shrimper]

It has, I remember this delightful topic rearing its (purple) head a few months back.

And the answer is no. :p

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

It's been done before

and before

Not really an original topic...

:thump:

 

[McNasty]

Got asked today by a colleague if I have even bashed the Bishop at work (which is worrying me a bit to say the least)

Not sure if this has been covered before, but…….

Have you spilt the baby gravy on your work premises?????

Was he offering to lend you a hand cos he fancies you or was he insinuating you are a ****** ?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

It's been done before

and before

Not really an original topic...

:thump:

Which is why mentioned that I was not sure if it had been done before!!!

:nope:

 

[TrueBlue]

My story was a classic

 

[OldBlueLady]

Was this that Carrow Road bloke? :stunned:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Was this that Carrow Road bloke? :stunned:

That was a separate story about hiding his carrot I believe.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Was this that Carrow Road bloke? :stunned:

Yes it was Kay, just glad he works in a different department.

:O

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Yes it was Kay, just glad he works in a different department.

:O

Is he on the door as the meeter and greeter...not sure I would want to shake his hand!!

 

[canveyshrimper]

Is he on the door as the meeter and greeter...not sure I would want to shake his hand!!

Or any other portion of his anatomy for that matter.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Is he on the door as the meeter and greeter...not sure I would want to shake his hand!!

Sure would be a sticky situation....

 

[manor15]

Is he on the door as the meeter and greeter...not sure I would want to shake his hand!!

He'd be good at welcoming newcomers.

 

[Lord Football]

Ive never whacked off at work, but I know a few stories....

The best one occurred back in the late 80s when I worked in Alexander House processing VAT returns. We had a guy there, mid 40s, very creepy. He always went to the loo in his tea break and took "something to read". He always spent the full 20 mins in there. When he wasn't jacking off in the loo, he was oggling over a couple of girls (late teens, early twenties) and making inappropriate comments. In today's society he'd have probably got the sack, but back then, those things weren't frowned upon.

Anyhow, these girls had enough of him and plotted revenge. He always came to work in the same coat and always left his bus fare in a side pocket. So they got a tampon, saturated it in red ink and popped it in there.

Imagine the bus driver's face when he pulled that out with his bus fare!!!!